Draft for the next promotional posting.
So, in procrastinating from unpacking, I searched through the community and found a lot of the statistics that turtlemod had posted about size, usefulness and popularity. I cobbled together a potential promotional posting ... and possibly even some of this could make it into a community bio revamp.
What I'm trying to do is to find hooks to get other people interested in at least taking a look at the community, or understanding what the purpose was in making it.
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Subject: turtlecocks - a place for the average guy.
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Turtlecock (tûr´tl•koˇk) n. A term used to denote a man who is posessor of a cock that looks small, or very small (may even be hidden by a belly), when unerect; but once erect (comes out of the shell, in essence) the cock is of a decent size.
Did you know, as per the recent results of a mens' health poll:Average size: 5.8"
Average size soft: 3 1/4"
Average length of intercourse session: 20 minutes
Number of men who are 9 inches or more: 1 in 100
Did you know that Robin Williams (actor, comedian) and Howard Stern (shock jock, radio personality) both have pretty average sized cocks?
Did you know that the G-spot is located approximately 3 inches on the upper wall of the vaginal canal (coincidently the prostate is messaged about the same distance through the rectal wall ... for my brothers who enjoy that stimulation)? What does this mean? The smaller man is hitting and messaging "the spot" on a more rapid succession than the "deeper inserter" ... per stroke.
This is a place for the average person, and those who feel less than average, to celebrate themselves. Feel free to share stories, discuss issues, ask questions, post polls, post pictures, etc. Feel free to show support for the average person any way you see fit.
If you'd like to join turtlecocks, here are the current rules (I hate rules, but there is no tolerance concerning these issues):
Let's Erase The Stigma Once And For All! Join turtlecocks!
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
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Comments?
Subject: turtlecocks - a place for the average guy.
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
Turtlecock (tûr´tl•koˇk) n. A term used that denotes a man who is posessor of a cock that looks small, or very small (may even be hidden by a belly), when unerect; but once erect (comes out of the shell, in essence) the cock is of a decent size.
Did you know, as per the recent results of a mens' health poll:Average size: 5.8"
Average size soft: 3 1/4"
Average length of intercourse session: 20 minutes
Number of men who are 9 inches or more: 1 in 100
Did you know that Robin Williams (actor, comedian) and Howard Stern (shock jock, radio personality) both have pretty average sized cocks?
Did you know that the G-spot is located approximately 3 inches on the upper wall of the vaginal canal (coincidently the prostate is messaged about the same distance through the rectal wall ... for my brothers who enjoy that stimulation)? What does this mean? The smaller man is hitting and messaging "the spot" on a more rapid succession than the "deeper inserter" ... per stroke.
This is a place for the average person, and those who feel less than average, to celebrate themselves. Feel free to share stories, discuss issues, ask questions, post polls, post pictures, etc. Feel free to show support for the average person any way you see fit.
If you'd like to join turtlecocks, here are the current rules (I hate rules, but there is no tolerance concerning these issues):
Let's Erase The Stigma Once And For All! Join turtlecocks!
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
What I'm trying to do is to find hooks to get other people interested in at least taking a look at the community, or understanding what the purpose was in making it.
--
Subject: turtlecocks - a place for the average guy.
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
Turtlecock (tûr´tl•koˇk) n. A term used to denote a man who is posessor of a cock that looks small, or very small (may even be hidden by a belly), when unerect; but once erect (comes out of the shell, in essence) the cock is of a decent size.
Did you know, as per the recent results of a mens' health poll:Average size: 5.8"
Average size soft: 3 1/4"
Average length of intercourse session: 20 minutes
Number of men who are 9 inches or more: 1 in 100
Did you know that Robin Williams (actor, comedian) and Howard Stern (shock jock, radio personality) both have pretty average sized cocks?
Did you know that the G-spot is located approximately 3 inches on the upper wall of the vaginal canal (coincidently the prostate is messaged about the same distance through the rectal wall ... for my brothers who enjoy that stimulation)? What does this mean? The smaller man is hitting and messaging "the spot" on a more rapid succession than the "deeper inserter" ... per stroke.
This is a place for the average person, and those who feel less than average, to celebrate themselves. Feel free to share stories, discuss issues, ask questions, post polls, post pictures, etc. Feel free to show support for the average person any way you see fit.
If you'd like to join turtlecocks, here are the current rules (I hate rules, but there is no tolerance concerning these issues):
- You Must Be 18 Or Over To Participate
- No Rude Comments or Ridicule Will Be Allowed
- The Community Will Remain Open Unless This Becomes A Problem (I will be Checking the Age of All Members ... and Keeping a Close Eye on Comments)
- I Have No Problem Banning Anybody Who Sees Fit To Start Trouble
- Try To Resist Off Topic Posts
- Please Don't SPAM The Community ... I Don't Have A Problem With Pointing Out Other Communities / Sites That Might Be Of Interest -- Just Don't SPAM, 'k?
- Have Fun
Let's Erase The Stigma Once And For All! Join turtlecocks!
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
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Comments?
Subject: turtlecocks - a place for the average guy.
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN
Turtlecock (tûr´tl•koˇk) n. A term used that denotes a man who is posessor of a cock that looks small, or very small (may even be hidden by a belly), when unerect; but once erect (comes out of the shell, in essence) the cock is of a decent size.
Did you know, as per the recent results of a mens' health poll:Average size: 5.8"
Average size soft: 3 1/4"
Average length of intercourse session: 20 minutes
Number of men who are 9 inches or more: 1 in 100
Did you know that Robin Williams (actor, comedian) and Howard Stern (shock jock, radio personality) both have pretty average sized cocks?
Did you know that the G-spot is located approximately 3 inches on the upper wall of the vaginal canal (coincidently the prostate is messaged about the same distance through the rectal wall ... for my brothers who enjoy that stimulation)? What does this mean? The smaller man is hitting and messaging "the spot" on a more rapid succession than the "deeper inserter" ... per stroke.
This is a place for the average person, and those who feel less than average, to celebrate themselves. Feel free to share stories, discuss issues, ask questions, post polls, post pictures, etc. Feel free to show support for the average person any way you see fit.
If you'd like to join turtlecocks, here are the current rules (I hate rules, but there is no tolerance concerning these issues):
- You Must Be 18 Or Over To Participate
- No Rude Comments or Ridicule Will Be Allowed
- The Community Will Remain Open Unless This Becomes A Problem (I will be Checking the Age of All Members ... and Keeping a Close Eye on Comments)
- I Have No Problem Banning Anybody Who Sees Fit To Start Trouble
- Try To Resist Off Topic Posts
- Please Don't SPAM The Community ... I Don't Have A Problem With Pointing Out Other Communities / Sites That Might Be Of Interest -- Just Don't SPAM, 'k?
- Have Fun
Let's Erase The Stigma Once And For All! Join turtlecocks!
MUST BE 18+ TO VIEW OR JOIN