Am I Turtle Fudge?
What's your name? Monica
How old are you? 13
Where do you live? would u believe me if i said i live in a town called jupiter?
1.)What do you think of mullets? sexy baby! but they remind me of hicks, or my math teacher. she has a mullet, and i did say mullets are sexy, but hers isn't. and they also remind me of ppl who live in like nebraska with names like billy bob and joe bob who have wheat farms and who raise animals but only have 1/2 of each animal.
2.)If you could change the color of the sky, what color would you make it and why? well, since i can only make it one color, i would make it all the colors mixed together, and neon! but, i mixed all the colors together once and it came out like a dark brown. but have u ever seen a neon brown? i haven't, but it would look cool, because, it just has to.
3.)If you saw a cat at the pound and it was possessed would you buy it? yes yes yes'm. and i would take it for a walk down the street to the bowling alley and see what peoples reaction would be when it comes to take their pants and use them as a litter box
4.)If you saw someone walking and they had toilet paper stuck to their shoe, what would you do? well first off, u must know what those limited edition hershey bars are [the ones with cookies and chocolate] so i would take a melted cookies and cream hershey bar, put it on the piece of t to the pizzie [thats t.p] so it would look like shit with big chunks in it and tape it with my camera and send it to americas funniest home videos which will probably never air on that show...ever.
5.)If you could have water fountains taste like anything, what would it be? i would make it taste like bad saltwater, from the ocean, but, make it taste really bad, like pee, and watch with a hidden camera at people walking by taking a drink out of it and puking it back up 3 milliseconds later
6.)What the heck does the birds and the bees have to do with sex!? um i guess 'cause bees have stingers and they are supposed to represent something and usually u think of bees as guys except for the queen bee and u think of birds as girls i guess and they lay eggs and stuff...um, ionno.
7.)If you could only have 10 items with you for the rest of your life, what would they be?
1. unlimited supply of bit o' honey, those candy bars, yum. i could cook them on a hot rock and then make honey soup. yum. i have had that before, its good. try it.
2. a digital camera with no lens, just to see what pictures would look like without a lens. and so if i die, people can see what i had to go through, tho i didn't really have to go through much.
3. a thousand empty coke bottles, so i could bash them against my head for practice and exercise.
4. a laptop with internet with unlimited energy and unlimited space, so i could get online and mess around with people like i do everyday.
5. 'finding nemo' the movie, because, well, it kicks ass
6. a tv, so i can watch finding nemo, and monkey porn.
7. paper clips, to put in my hair
8. conditioner for my hair, but no shampoo
9. a big pool, with purple water. its not harmless [for 3.2 seconds].
10. a huge ball of UNCHEWED bubblelicious, so i can rip off however much i want to chew, and chew!
8.)Say something random: sgkjahsljhdskah sjoy803 'qawl'ps o[ ...... sakjs skibaseedo! sjkas ......
9.)What are somethings that you are addicted to? paper clips, and duct tape
10.)What is the most bestest thing to have caress your skin!? well, whip cream. and no, im not making this up. it feels soo cool its funny.
11.)You see a man first shave off all his hair, then tape it to his palms and chest and run around like a mad ape. What is your reaction? sounds like something i would do, if i was a man. but since im not him, i would either rape him for hours at a time, or join him in his crazy and symbolic act.
12.)Is there anything special that happens to you around midnight? i, stay up, go on my balcony, get my bull horn [whatever they're called] and press the button, and wait until i see a light come on in someone's house, then run back inside, and pretend im sleeping. lol i've done that before. have you?
13.)My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, what about your milkshake? i want ur milkshake. all my milkshake does is bring the cows to my yard to get their milk back
14.)What do your hands smell like right now? ::sniffs hands:: they smell like that new car smell, and pancakes.
15.)What is the square root of 50 million? a rotten banana
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Give me three things that are completley random that I can post in the Interest section on the info page: mustardnase, orange pickled bugers, b.o smelling highlighter