I'm not really a creep, promise

[turtle_fetish]

I wrote some haikus about Patrick Stewart.

I feel they accurately represent my love for him.

I'd mail them to him, if I could find an address. Unfortunately, he knows I am searching for it.

My Patrick

I. Luxurious hair
Encircles your shining head
Just like a halo

II. Put on your tight pants
And take the old saddle down
Let me watch your butt

III. Only you pilot
The Enterprise of my heart
With such great passion

IV. Don't worry about
The Borg getting you again;
I'll fight them for you