3 - Summer [Audio]

[turquoisetierce]

Reckon it must be close to St. John's Day

On'y I don't right remember what that is. It probably had something to do with summer. And church. 'S been a long time since I had either one of those. Been longer since I was this hot either. This desert's a pain, though them local kids did trade me for some cooler clothes.

Told you they wasn't useless.

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[fallintheriver]

Of course the desert sucks, why are you even there?

[turquoisetierce]

Got bored. The tree village and the farm town are too country for me anyways. 'S more like a city out here. And they got gem stones.

lol wat is continuity. /smacks self

[fallintheriver]

Guess gems are pretty nice. [Cough.]

XD Something I frequently lose track of

[turquoisetierce]

Reckon if I can take a few of those home, it'll be worth gettin' sucked here and all.

You got a frog in your throat?

[fallintheriver]

Tch, a few rocks aren't worth being here.

I wish. If it was a frog I could just swallow it.

[What are idioms?]

[turquoisetierce]

Not here they ain't. Back in the house, but, they'd get me a new teapot and coal for centuries.

... You eat frogs in your realm?

[fallintheriver]

Stop drinking tea and use [cough] wood instead.

[PROBLEM SOLVED.]

Yeah, sure. They're meat.

[turquoisetierce]

... Why would I stop drinking tea? Tha's like not eating biscuits. Life's no fun without tea.

[fallintheriver]

That's not a good comparison. I can't eat biscuits.

[turquoisetierce]

[Suzy's mind: Blown.

Well, for all of thirty seconds, at least.]

Hard luck then. Give me your share?

[fallintheriver]

I don't have a share. That's not how it works.

[Ezra holds his grump for about five seconds before he starts hacking up a lung.]

[turquoisetierce]

So you really sick then? No sorcerous contamination or alterations?

[fallintheriver]

What's that mean?

[turquoisetierce]

It means you got the lurgy or the pox or 'ave you got some sneeze-powder up your sleeve or a barkin' chest? Are you sick like a mortal or sick like a sorcerer?

[fallintheriver]

I have no clue what you're saying and it's hurting my head.

[turquoisetierce]

... Ain't the shiniest button, are you?