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"Older drivers face special challenges, like farmer's markets leaping out in front of them"
"The internet will be a thriving, low-cost network of billions of devices by 2020, all looking for Sarah Connor"
-- Fark Headlines
"Credit cards and direct deposit now exist and you can stop living in fear that someone is going to mug you for your cash. It also gives you a good excuse to feel no guilt as you walk past a homeless person.
Got change?
No. I got debt."
-- Slashdot comment
"Also observe that Office 2007 isn't affected. Obviously MS is doing something right in the next generation of their products."
You mean like not releasing them yet?
"If I can't even open my friends' documents then what am I - as a manager to do?"
I don't know where you got your MBA, but the low-hanging fruit is there to be picked - in simple terms, you need to synergize new communications opportunities by leveraging existing facilities. Incentivize your staff to maximally capitalize on the benefits of an approach which unifies the output of global arboreal facilities, exsting team-member dexterity and some pens.
"How is one supposed to exercise caution when opening a Word document? Do click on it slowly and deliberately, or do you click it carefully after giving the PC a pat on the head..."
Article: "The conflict is at the heart of a federal lawsuit by former Tinton Falls detective Gary Wade, who wounded up being pepper-sprayed and handcuffed face-down on the side of a road. "
Comments:
"That's some good grammar speakin' there that is."
"Yeah, they be speaking the good English that's for sure."
User 1: "PIN Number? Yeah, that's what I use at the ATM machine when I want to drive my SUV vehicle to the store and buy some DIMM modules. I'm working on a device to detect the HIV virus, but a I need a good TLA acronym to call it."
User 2: "Just DIMM modules? Why don't you pick up a RAID array whilst you're there?"
User 3: "He probably already has an inexpensive RAID disk array; adding another would be redundant. But who am I to judge? I have multiple DSL lines at home."
My G-String broke while I was trying to finger a minor.
-- From a discussion about guitars
Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate!
Cybermen: Delete! Delete!
Botnet Bots: V1agr4! V1agr4!
User A: But I miss "miserable failure!"
User B: Don't worry, he will be around for another 2 years.
User A: Finally, there are public access streets that are little more than overcrowded, rutted, muddy, pot-holed goat trails, but they're free.
User B:You've driven in New Jersey, then?
User A: I can also (if required) work in java. And there's the common knowledge stuff like javascript, html, xml, etc. But perl's my baby. And I do it in VI on a solaris box. I'm so badass.
User B: i always wondered why coding something in vi on a solaris box, or similar claims, is considered a feat. it's a goddamn text editor that any tard could learn how to use if you invest some time reading the man page. it says absolutely nothing at all about the quality of your code.
User A: anyone that bitter must be an emacs user.
User A: The only home software on my computers should have is my home
User B: Sounds like someone set you up the bomb.
User A: It's pretty easy to geometrically hash or construct reduced feature vectors for matching. People (like me) have been doing this for years
User B: I bet you have to beat the chicks away with a stick.
User A: Ionescu attempted to demonstrate ReactOS but only succeeded in installing it after two BSoDs.
User B: the Windows emulation seems perfect !
User A: This has inspired me to create a ground-up 100% reimplementation of the AOL client, identical in looks and functionality. Wish me luck!
User B: The official aol client is like being poked in the eye by a sharp planet.
User A: I thought it was Google who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness.
User B: Unless misread the prophecies were.
User A: .....I'm not sure if you're trying to provoke some kind of debate... But What about Linux users What about freelance developers What about beta testers
User B: What about XP? What about question marks?
User A: I happen to be typing English most of the time on a querty keyboard
User B: Dude, how the hell can you misspell "qwerty"? :p
User A:
User B:
A story about modern medicine advances which might have been enough to save Lincoln, had he been shot today.
User A: Any of us can sit around and speculate about what would happen if Carthage had cannons, if Herodotus had a laptop, if the Romans had camcorders,
User B: I'm particularly interested in what would happen if Caligula had a camcorder.
"The internet will be a thriving, low-cost network of billions of devices by 2020, all looking for Sarah Connor"
-- Fark Headlines
"Credit cards and direct deposit now exist and you can stop living in fear that someone is going to mug you for your cash. It also gives you a good excuse to feel no guilt as you walk past a homeless person.
Got change?
No. I got debt."
-- Slashdot comment
"Also observe that Office 2007 isn't affected. Obviously MS is doing something right in the next generation of their products."
You mean like not releasing them yet?
"If I can't even open my friends' documents then what am I - as a manager to do?"
I don't know where you got your MBA, but the low-hanging fruit is there to be picked - in simple terms, you need to synergize new communications opportunities by leveraging existing facilities. Incentivize your staff to maximally capitalize on the benefits of an approach which unifies the output of global arboreal facilities, exsting team-member dexterity and some pens.
"How is one supposed to exercise caution when opening a Word document? Do click on it slowly and deliberately, or do you click it carefully after giving the PC a pat on the head..."
Article: "The conflict is at the heart of a federal lawsuit by former Tinton Falls detective Gary Wade, who wounded up being pepper-sprayed and handcuffed face-down on the side of a road. "
Comments:
"That's some good grammar speakin' there that is."
"Yeah, they be speaking the good English that's for sure."
User 1: "PIN Number? Yeah, that's what I use at the ATM machine when I want to drive my SUV vehicle to the store and buy some DIMM modules. I'm working on a device to detect the HIV virus, but a I need a good TLA acronym to call it."
User 2: "Just DIMM modules? Why don't you pick up a RAID array whilst you're there?"
User 3: "He probably already has an inexpensive RAID disk array; adding another would be redundant. But who am I to judge? I have multiple DSL lines at home."
My G-String broke while I was trying to finger a minor.
-- From a discussion about guitars
Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate!
Cybermen: Delete! Delete!
Botnet Bots: V1agr4! V1agr4!
User A: But I miss "miserable failure!"
User B: Don't worry, he will be around for another 2 years.
User A: Finally, there are public access streets that are little more than overcrowded, rutted, muddy, pot-holed goat trails, but they're free.
User B:You've driven in New Jersey, then?
User A: I can also (if required) work in java. And there's the common knowledge stuff like javascript, html, xml, etc. But perl's my baby. And I do it in VI on a solaris box. I'm so badass.
User B: i always wondered why coding something in vi on a solaris box, or similar claims, is considered a feat. it's a goddamn text editor that any tard could learn how to use if you invest some time reading the man page. it says absolutely nothing at all about the quality of your code.
User A: anyone that bitter must be an emacs user.
User A: The only home software on my computers should have is my home
User B: Sounds like someone set you up the bomb.
User A: It's pretty easy to geometrically hash or construct reduced feature vectors for matching. People (like me) have been doing this for years
User B: I bet you have to beat the chicks away with a stick.
User A: Ionescu attempted to demonstrate ReactOS but only succeeded in installing it after two BSoDs.
User B: the Windows emulation seems perfect !
User A: This has inspired me to create a ground-up 100% reimplementation of the AOL client, identical in looks and functionality. Wish me luck!
User B: The official aol client is like being poked in the eye by a sharp planet.
User A: I thought it was Google who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness.
User B: Unless misread the prophecies were.
User A: .....I'm not sure if you're trying to provoke some kind of debate... But What about Linux users What about freelance developers What about beta testers
User B: What about XP? What about question marks?
User A: I happen to be typing English most of the time on a querty keyboard
User B: Dude, how the hell can you misspell "qwerty"? :p
User A:
User B:
A story about modern medicine advances which might have been enough to save Lincoln, had he been shot today.
User A: Any of us can sit around and speculate about what would happen if Carthage had cannons, if Herodotus had a laptop, if the Romans had camcorders,
User B: I'm particularly interested in what would happen if Caligula had a camcorder.