[BLOG] The Lost Post...
Wait a minute.
There's a post in here, somewhere.
*feels around inside head, pats pockets and checks soles of shoes*
It can't be far away. Maybe it's out sailing on the high seas, splicing the mainbrace and setting the Captain off in a leaky boat for six months. Maybe it's with that cache of missing socks that disappear between going into the washing machine, and coming out again. Maybe it's down the back of the fridge, cos that's always the last place you look.
A wise man, when asked what he was doing hangin round like a Monkey, said that everybody has gotta be somewhere. And similarly, this missing post can't be lost forever. Surely it will turn up if we keep looking hard enough? Maybe if I reach my hand down the back of the sofa, it'll tickle my fingertips and I'll be able to whip it out quick like George Michael in a Californian convenience?
(*sharp intake of breath* Yeah I know, that was CRUDE! But apt, all the same.)
Wait! I saw it! It dashed past like a scared jackrabbit! There it goes, back again!
*puts hand out and grabs the post by the ear and slaps it on the screen*
There. I knew it was around here somewhere!
There's a post in here, somewhere.
*feels around inside head, pats pockets and checks soles of shoes*
It can't be far away. Maybe it's out sailing on the high seas, splicing the mainbrace and setting the Captain off in a leaky boat for six months. Maybe it's with that cache of missing socks that disappear between going into the washing machine, and coming out again. Maybe it's down the back of the fridge, cos that's always the last place you look.
A wise man, when asked what he was doing hangin round like a Monkey, said that everybody has gotta be somewhere. And similarly, this missing post can't be lost forever. Surely it will turn up if we keep looking hard enough? Maybe if I reach my hand down the back of the sofa, it'll tickle my fingertips and I'll be able to whip it out quick like George Michael in a Californian convenience?
(*sharp intake of breath* Yeah I know, that was CRUDE! But apt, all the same.)
Wait! I saw it! It dashed past like a scared jackrabbit! There it goes, back again!
*puts hand out and grabs the post by the ear and slaps it on the screen*
There. I knew it was around here somewhere!