More shit to remember...
I finally got my glasses...and ive already sat on them, dropped them, and almost lost them. I cant even remember to put my 'evil brain' on in the morning, so how am i ever going to remember to put on my glasses?! Oh well
My dad is on this kick that the whole world is plotting against him....im just saying to myself, "hes just old"...maybe thats what happens to you when you live in Colombia for the first 8 years of your life.
I got a second job where i have to wear a bowtie...and i'll forget to put that on too.
I was thinking of writing a book...but i dont know where to start, and the image that it may put out will be "candice..*slap*...youre a fucking moron"
I had a dream that some kid at my job said "fuck you"...im not surprised, b/c it has already happened, except he said, "whats up fuckers!"
Its insulting when someone tells me, "now you look smart with those glasses!" What? so i wasn't smart to begin with? not really, but i didnt need that to be brought to my attention.
I feel bad for joe...his car got busted and now its dead to him....for joe to say that something "is dead to him" is a HUGE insult.
Jeff got new tires for his car. He asked if he can keep the old ones....i think hes going to build me a tire swing :)
I have to work 5 hours today....No, thats not good, it sucks. (i like guessing what someone might say)
Why do people think that stupid rabbit with the smart ass comments is funny? Its all over the place!! I bet you wont think its funny if i tell you smell like poo.
My dad is on this kick that the whole world is plotting against him....im just saying to myself, "hes just old"...maybe thats what happens to you when you live in Colombia for the first 8 years of your life.
I got a second job where i have to wear a bowtie...and i'll forget to put that on too.
I was thinking of writing a book...but i dont know where to start, and the image that it may put out will be "candice..*slap*...youre a fucking moron"
I had a dream that some kid at my job said "fuck you"...im not surprised, b/c it has already happened, except he said, "whats up fuckers!"
Its insulting when someone tells me, "now you look smart with those glasses!" What? so i wasn't smart to begin with? not really, but i didnt need that to be brought to my attention.
I feel bad for joe...his car got busted and now its dead to him....for joe to say that something "is dead to him" is a HUGE insult.
Jeff got new tires for his car. He asked if he can keep the old ones....i think hes going to build me a tire swing :)
I have to work 5 hours today....No, thats not good, it sucks. (i like guessing what someone might say)
Why do people think that stupid rabbit with the smart ass comments is funny? Its all over the place!! I bet you wont think its funny if i tell you smell like poo.