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turpinol

And I almost forgot.

Aug 27, 2003 04:55

I got my Hogwarts letter last week, and I'm Head Girl this year. The only weird thing is that Professor McGonagall said that the Head Boy didn't want his name revealed because of privacy, or something. I don't really get it; isn't everyone going to know who it is when we get back to Hogwarts? Oh, well.

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potterstinks August 27 2003, 01:31:33 UTC

Well, I hate to disappoint, but I'm afraid I've to break the news that I'm not Head Boy.

turpinol August 27 2003, 01:33:19 UTC

That's really, really shocking, Malfoy. I mean, you only had your Prefect badge taken away from you, so why wouldn't you be Head Boy? Plus, I know how humble you are, so it really sounded like you when the letter mentioned how the Head Boy wanted to keep it to himself. Yes, this is surprising indeed. I will now reflect quietly.

potterstinks August 27 2003, 01:42:54 UTC

Oh, I can't help it. I'm just a heartbreaker.

turpinol August 27 2003, 01:46:49 UTC

You are often strange and aloof.

seekercho August 27 2003, 01:49:13 UTC

You forgot pointy.

turpinol August 27 2003, 02:29:22 UTC

Good point, Cho.

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 03:34:25 UTC

OH SWEET JUSTICE!

potterstinks August 27 2003, 10:02:27 UTC

Yes, that's exactly it. Never mind that if I were Head Boy, I'd be obligated to uphold certain standards of behaviour, and since I'm not, I can still freely call you a foetid pig.

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 10:12:32 UTC

Who's Head Boy??

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 10:13:05 UTC

It's Harry, ain't it??

potterstinks August 27 2003, 10:15:17 UTC

Why are you flooding my inbox with this? I can't imagine why you're so concerned. How should I know? I haven't spoken to Potter since I left for holiday. Why do you think I know who the Head Boy is?

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 10:18:00 UTC

It was only two! Flooding, honestly. Well you're a Prefect, aren't you?!

potterstinks August 27 2003, 10:19:39 UTC

Where have you been?

Commenting twice on the matter implies you have some sort of personal investment in finding out who the Head Boy is. Why is that, Weasel King?

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 10:24:12 UTC

Where have I been?! Looking for Harry like a normal FRIEND should, OBVIOUSLY! What is your problem?? I can't bloody want to know who Head Boy is now?!

potterstinks August 27 2003, 10:26:22 UTC

I just don't see why you're so eager to know. You didn't think you might be Head Boy, did you? Poor Weasley. Get it? It's a double entendre. I slay me, I truly do.

I haven't been a Prefect for four months. If you've been looking for Potter all this time, you're worse off than I thought.

knight_to_h3 August 27 2003, 10:31:24 UTC

Why the sod would I think that?! Especially if Harry didn't get it and in case no one filled you in yet, Harry was missing for sodding ages AND you are a bloody liar.

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