this is the affidavit of simon arbuckle, jr.

[turpentinehands]

Gaggery! Absolute gaggery, that's what the trial was. Baguette Stevens was a good enough judge, but JUDGING on his final ruling, he ought to be STRUNG UP.

SELLING FAST IS THIS, APRIL THIRTEEN WHIPLASH (these are the days of)CHAINMAIL and WEGGERY.

salamanders would understand.