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Goddamn Jehovah’s Witnesses! Grr... They woke me up and now I cant go back to sleep. This sucks.
10am! 10am they ring the doorbell!
'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Would you like some reading material?'
No! I don't want your fucking reading material!
If they ever come back this early in the morning I'm going to just start screaming, "NO! DEMON DEMON! AHHHH!" then run around in circles and pretend to faint.
Or perhaps I'll make up some chant to Satan about eating their souls... or maybe just tell them I’m content in my sin and to leave me the fuck alone. The first two would be highly amusing.
10am! 10am they ring the doorbell!
'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Would you like some reading material?'
No! I don't want your fucking reading material!
If they ever come back this early in the morning I'm going to just start screaming, "NO! DEMON DEMON! AHHHH!" then run around in circles and pretend to faint.
Or perhaps I'll make up some chant to Satan about eating their souls... or maybe just tell them I’m content in my sin and to leave me the fuck alone. The first two would be highly amusing.