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[turntheradioup]

wassup, losers. so i finally got one of these things. neat-o or whatever. anyway, don't talk to me unless you're hot or cool or even better a combination of both. because, you know, i am the cool hanson. the only one to not have knocked up a chick in the last year. AHA, i am so mean. but you love it.

ps. stop fucking married men, you sluts.

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[whatskeepingme]

So I'm deciding whether to welcome you with open arms or just say whaddup because well, you seem like Satan at the moment.

But just the same, glad to have us with you...I think.

haha Nah, welcome. later.

[turntheradioup]

welcome me with open what

hi i like you because you don't fuck around with my brothers who are HI IN RELATIONSHIPS and you are hot too

[whatskeepingme]

ahah You're all kinds of rockstar, aren't you?

Lets work on our subtle tact! Go easy.

[whatskeepingme]

And by subtle tact and go easy, I mean on the ones who you're referring to because it is an uneasy subject.

Not go easy on me of course, because I can handle whatever you got. haha

...Except you are technically somewhat illegal so I shall not be handling anything.

[turntheradioup]

illegal what is that

you party pooper i love older women I AM ALMOST 18

[turntheradioup]

that's right baby isn't it hot

GO EASY what the only easy i know is the michelle kind

OOPS I DID NOT SAY THAT

[whatskeepingme]

It is hot, but it is not 25 years in prison hot for statutory rape kind of hot.

But it is perhaps a night of coffeehouses and jazz clubs kind of hot.

NO YOU DIDN'T because that was not nice. And you know a nice little lecture is coming with that...You are not in their position so don't mess with it...It's rough enough as it is. Play nice for awhile ;)

[turntheradioup]

what do i have to do to get you to like me

jazz clubs? yes i am up for that just say when and where

holy wow don't get your panties in a tizzy i am just annoyed because you know when someone is married it is supposed to be for life and nothing is supposed to fuck with that but yeah if it upsets you then k im sorry

[whatskeepingme]

Now why would it matter if I liked you or not; you've got masses of girls to make up for it.

Don't forget the coffeehouses, I can't just leave them out. haha Dude I don't know, I'm in New York, I was just saying I want someone to experience the city with me. It's a far cry from Kansas.

But it's more complicated, not to sound like I know all because hell I know bare minimum, but I'm just saying it is a rough subject to all those involved. Although I am pleased to see you hold marriage morals high. Good kid.

[turntheradioup]

that's right i'm a rockstar i could have any teeny whore i wanted but you know sometimes i do not want a whore

coffeehouses are great. give me a mochaccino any day. well you know when do you get back to la because we should go get coffee and see a jazz show or something. insert puppy dog eyes here

yeah it is complicated i try not to get involved but you know it is my brother so i dunno. maybe i am defensive or whatever. yeah my mama taught me well

[whatskeepingme]

You say that now, but I know your kind. Your kind = boys. Boys = nothing but lies and trouble.

We'll be back in a few days, I think...In time for Michelle's birthday which we're throwing a party for. I don't know how much I trust you being there (meant in the nicest way possible, of course), but yeah, we'll be back soon.

Yeah, it's my best friend so it's hard not to get involved. It probably isn't my place to even be bitchy about it, but I guess that just comes with the territory...on both of our ends here.

I bet there's a mama's boy somewhere underneath the rockstar front.

[turntheradioup]

that is probably true. i am not the greatest person in this world either

if you invite me i'll be on my best behavior. i will even play nice if you want me to. sometimes i think owe her an apology but you know my defenses and asshole attitude are always up i guess. if you don't want to invite me i guess that is okay too but either way i'd really like to take you out to a jazz club or something. i know some great ones in la

mama's boy? i think not but yes my mom is great

[whatskeepingme]

From the best friend point of view, I'd like to say yes, you do owe her an apology. Just because it's not like it's all her fault, you know? I don't know, it's not my place. But I'd like to have you there, I just don't want Michelle to feel uncomfortable and on edge at her own thing. If you promise to play nicely, then I'm sure we'll all be all right. It might even be fun.

I'm going to hold you to the jazz club thing, just for some forewarning. I expect to be taken now.

Yeah we'll see about that. It's there somewhere.

[turntheradioup]

let us not talk about this anymore okay. i want to get to know you outside all this drama.

i will definitely keep up my end of the bargain though. i will take you out to a neat little jazz club and we can listen to great music and drink great coffee how does that sound

ah i dunno but if you seem to think it's there then by all means try to find it

[whatskeepingme]

Sounds fair to me.

That sounds marvelous. It has to be the ones with the couches and bean bags and poetry readings and stuff. Simply because it's all so great.

I will, I'll show you.