TH' HELL, MAN

[turnthemearound]

Aight, tha's it, yo. I need somebody t' teach me how t' cook wit' all this stuff.

Soon as I get th' fire out.

Comments

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hahhr, I happen to know a thing or two about cooking!

[turnthemearound]

Well s'better'n me, yo. I know negative somethin' or other about it.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Well, what precisely do you want to know? Mostly, rrrrr, I work with meat.

[turnthemearound]

I suck at everything, yo. All I can do's sammiches an' that kinda thing. And instant ramen.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Cripes, that's no good! You've gotta put some time in to preparing things! If you just throw it together instantaneously, it's not gonna taste nearly a good. Although raw does have some excellent and unique qualities!

[turnthemearound]

Raw's good too. Like sushi, yo. 'Cept I ain't near good enough t' make that. You gotta go t' school or somethin' for it.

I'd settle for makin' lunch or dessert, yo.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hohhhh, you don't need special schooling for that! You just need to find something verrrrrry fresh and a few salt or spices and you're alllll set!

[turnthemearound]

T' be a sushi chef? I dunno man, I'm pretty sure you gotta do somethin' t' earn that paper hat.

I'd love t' learn t' make ramen, though, man... then I could have it whenever I want. Eatin' curry spice ain't doin' it for me.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Not just fish, of course! Rrrrrf, you know, beef, chicken, sheep...anything is good raw! Or at least extremely rare. And there's no worry of burning anything!

Hrmmmm, ahhr, I haven't done too much with noodles...but boiling them for no more than six minutes usually works!

[turnthemearound]

... I ain't thinkin' you supposed t' eat that stuff raw, man. Don't ya like... get diseases or somethin'?

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hahr, I haven't gotten any yet! Except for that one time!