An excerpt from the book 'Catch 22'
"You can save yourself the trouble, Doctor. Everything reminds me of sex."
"Does it?" cried Major Sanderson with delight, as though unable to believe his ears. "Now we're really getting somewhere! Do you ever have any good sex dreams?"
"My fish dream is a sex dream."
"No, I mean real sex dreams--the kind where you grab some naked bitch by the neck and pinch her and punch her in the face until she's all bloody and then throw yourself down to ravish her and burst into tears because you love her and hate her so much you don't know what else to do. That's the kind of sex dreams I like to talk about. Don't you ever have sex dreams like that??
Yossarian reflected a moment with a wise look. "That's a fish dream," he decided
Now imagine reading this during takeoff of a flight and bursting out laughing so hard that every else is looking at you like your crazy. This book is brilliant, and to think it was written 40 years ago.
I hope i don't get sued.
"Does it?" cried Major Sanderson with delight, as though unable to believe his ears. "Now we're really getting somewhere! Do you ever have any good sex dreams?"
"My fish dream is a sex dream."
"No, I mean real sex dreams--the kind where you grab some naked bitch by the neck and pinch her and punch her in the face until she's all bloody and then throw yourself down to ravish her and burst into tears because you love her and hate her so much you don't know what else to do. That's the kind of sex dreams I like to talk about. Don't you ever have sex dreams like that??
Yossarian reflected a moment with a wise look. "That's a fish dream," he decided
Now imagine reading this during takeoff of a flight and bursting out laughing so hard that every else is looking at you like your crazy. This book is brilliant, and to think it was written 40 years ago.
I hope i don't get sued.