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[turnipsmeister]

Well since I have already taken one commission, would anyone else like some incredibly stylish yet functional clothing made for them?  Self removing underwear and exploding pickpockets come as standard!

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[turnipsmeister]

ON your command word only, of course. It wouldn't do to have it remove itself at someone elses word. That costs extra.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh whatever you like, but they're always stylish.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh I don't know. What's a pound of gold cost around here?

[turnipsmeister]

Oh I only ask for comparison to the humble gold piece.

[turnipsmeister]

Heh, well obviously you've never trawled through a dungeon with three bags of holding then.

[turnipsmeister]

Ah well, gold loses its appeal after a while. That's when you move to platinum, and then to astral diamonds, and then to astral turnips.

[turnipsmeister]

Oh yes, a very valuable commodity!

[turnipsmeister]

Well, they're turnips!