You just got phonebook-served, man.
The new phonebooks came today. They delivered them on our porch and everything!
When we went to put them under the coffee table, there was like 6 old phonebooks down there. So my brother and I did what any normal, rational human beings would do.
We had a phonebook fight.
We started by throwing whole books at each other, but they were so old that they started coming apart at the spines. Then we were just throwing pieces.
It was so fun. We had it in the front yard, so people in their cars were staring at us as they drove by. After a while, we just stopped what we were doing and stared back at them, giving a thumbs-up and wide creepy grins.
I want to eat my hair. I got this new shampoo that smells like Creamsavers.
When we went to put them under the coffee table, there was like 6 old phonebooks down there. So my brother and I did what any normal, rational human beings would do.
We had a phonebook fight.
We started by throwing whole books at each other, but they were so old that they started coming apart at the spines. Then we were just throwing pieces.
It was so fun. We had it in the front yard, so people in their cars were staring at us as they drove by. After a while, we just stopped what we were doing and stared back at them, giving a thumbs-up and wide creepy grins.
I want to eat my hair. I got this new shampoo that smells like Creamsavers.