I've always been scared that semi trucks are going to hit me in traffic, so on Saturday, I took matters into my own hands and drove into one. The confrontation was cathartic.
Some dude (from the left) swerved into my lane, presumably to avoid something in his own lane. I braked and swerved to accomodate him, and made contact with the semi. This is all at 80 mph. At some point, I skidded to a stop, although I don't remember actually stopping the car. Drove to the side of the road and trembled for a few minutes while other people were kind enough to stop and check on me. Nothing was hurt but my passenger side door, which will not open now. If you want to ride with me, you'll have to ride in the back, and I'll chauffeur you around like Watts.
Also, it's great having Zeina in town!