I'm surrounded by morons

Sep 17, 2010 00:27

title : I'm surrounded by morons
author : me
pairing : kangteuk, (very) slight yewook
summary : eeteuk is a new student :DDD - wtf I can't even make a summary



Kangin smiles dreamily.
Heechul stares at him.
Kangin keeps smiling dreamily.
Yesung stares at him.
Kangin sighs happily.
Heechul throws an empty bottle at him.

"Aiya! What was that for?!" he demands angrily
Heechul rolls his eyes. "We've been trying to talk to you for the last fifteen minutes!" he barks back and summons another empty bottle to throw at Kangin.
"Would you stop doing that!" and he launches himself at Heechul. Yesung just stares dumbly at his two violent friends until someone taps his shoulder.
"Yesung? You were looking for me yesterday?" park Leeteuk with his big, wide eyes is blinking down at him.
"Ah, yes. I was wondering-" Yesung stands from the bench and loops his arm around Leeteuk's shoulder - which makes Leeteuk frowns a bit "if you could play for the upcoming singing contest with us. You know, the piano. We'll sing and you'll play?"
"Uh, me? Well, I don't mind. But what about the previous player? Something happened to her?"
Kangin, who had been busy trying to land his fist on Heechul's feminine face, looks up upon hearing that - according to him - beautiful, melodious sound. He blushes noticing how cute Leeteuk is in a white hoodie and his hair tied up in a little ponytail. But then he sees Yesung's hand around his angel. And he is not happy with that.
"Nah, she's no good. I saw you played yesterday, and I knew for that instance; you're the right-"
"KIM YESUNG!!!"
Yesung blinks at Kangin, and then he turns to Leeteuk, who is still blinking at Kangin. He puts his arms on both of Leeteuk's shoulder, making him look at him. Kangin gasps in the background.
"So, you'll play for us, right?" Yesung asks, gazing deeply into Leeteuk's eyes
Leeteuk shifts uncomfortably "I, uh, okay-" Kangin grabs Yesung roughly by the neck, eliciting a choking sounds from said boy's mouth, and drags him away from Leeteuk, leaving the boy blinking confusedly behind.

---

Kangin glares at Yesung. And really scary at that, even Heechul starts backing away.
"What did I do wrong- eeep!" Yesung squeaks when Kangin grabs him by the collar and starts shaking him while screaming something about him touching his angel with dirty hands and perverted minds.
"I was only trying to be friendly! He's new here, he needs to feel like he's welcomed!" Kangin just s shakes him harder. Heechul rolls his eyes.
"Kangin, if you're that in love with the guy why don't you find a way to touch him instead of scaring anyone who is trying to touch him"
Kangin looks up from Yesung "What?"
"Leeteuk. You like him. That's obvious"
"What? NO! I-I just worried about Yesung! What if Ryeowook saw? Yeah, that! I'm worried about them" Kangin says this with a face that painfully resembles a radish, making the other two human beings exchange a look that somehow saying 'yeah right'.
"So what if Ryeowook saw it? There's nothing between me and Ryeowook."
"You guys talking about me?" A short boy whose name happens to be Ryeowook walks in and joins them on the cafetaria table. "What is it? I heard someone mentioned my name."
"Ah, wookie! I've been meaning to see you this afternoon…" Yesung says and goes around the table, putting his arm around the boy's waist and dragging him out of the cafetaria, chirping about how beautiful the weather is.
Heechul rolls his eyes for the umpteenth times that day, as if saying 'I'm surrounded by morons'
"I'm surrounded by morons" Kangin says instead. Heechul glares at him "That's supposed to be my line!"

---
Later that day

Kangin drags his feet - literally - out of the school gate, body aching all over from the rough soccer practice. He yawns, loud and obnoxiously, which resulting in his foot slips on the not-too-slippery road and he falls. Face first.
"Hey, hey! You okay?"
A delicate hands help him up from his current state. And when he inspects further, those hands are actually connected to narrow shoulders and when he finally looks up, an equally delicate face.
"L-Leeteuk..." he says breathlessly, and just a little bit obscenely.
"Yeah? Are you okay? Did you bump your head?" Leeteuk says, worry etching in his voice while observing Kangin's head, looking for any injuries.
Kangin blushes at their close proximity "I-I'm fine!!!" he says - screams - suddenly, backing away from Leeteuk like he's some kind of a plague.
"Ah, alright then…" Leeteuk scratches his head confusedly. 'maybe he did bump his head?'

It happens then. Kangin just can't help it. He, alone with Leeteuk. Just the two of them. Isn't it a very perfect moment to get the other boy to at least acknowledge his presence?
"Uh, HI! The name's Kangin, by the way!" he says, a bit too loud and outstretched his hand for a handshake.
It must look quite weird. What's with the previous accident scene turning into this situation. His notion is confirmed when Leeteuk raises his eyebrow suspiciously, but accepts the offered hand anyway "I'm Leeteuk. Are you sure you're alright?"
"Pretty sure, yeah. Are you going this way too? Let's go together then!" Leeteuk just nods dumbly, bewildered by the other attitude, but accepting nonetheless.

10 minutes later...

'this is what I'm afraid about! AWKWARD!' Kangin screams mentally and subconsciously ruffles his hair in frustation. Leeteuk observes  him from the corner of his eye.
"… you sure you're okay?" Kangin nods his heads furiously, wondering why his tongue suddenly feels numb.
"Okay then…" Leeteuk gives up. But he keeps glancing on Kangin from the corner of his eye. Kangin notices that.
'great now he thinks I'm a weirdo. And I must look like crap. And smell like crap, too. Stupid soccer practice!'
 suddenly Leeteuk stops and turns to him "I live here." he says, motioning to a big apartment behind him.
"Oh. Uhm," Kangin desperately trying to find the right word to counter back, but he can't help wondering whether eeteuk's gaze at him means an invitation for him to come in and have a cup of tea.
"Well," Leeteuk finally says, sounds oddly dejected "I should get going." he smiles and turns on his heels. But Kangin suddenly grabs his hand, stopping him.

"Can I have your number?"

---

MUM WHY AM I BORN STUPID /crouches in the corner

!fic : oneshot, !fic, !pair:kangteuk

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