I was a bit curious about how you'd come across this particular LiveJournal of mine, considering that with very few exceptions, nearly all of my entries here are locked down. I was wondering who had told you about my journal, as I have a friends list that barely numbers twenty people.
I was mildly intrigued when I clicked on your profile and saw that there were several of my mutual friends listed, and some of their friends, with whom I have a nodding acquaintence. So, I delved into your entries, and I have to say that I'm entirely displeased with the content.
I have no inclination to read any of your vapid entries, which read like the very worst that chick lit has to offer (and believe me, I take a dim view of most chick lit to begin with). Furthermore, in case you haven't noticed pyramid schemes, like the large entry in the middle of your drivel, are illegal. Yes, as a matter of fact, I will be reporting you to the LJ staff.
I honestly have no idea how your spam and nonsense managed to slip through, but it will end here, and I am making this entry public to indicate to any other friends who have been listed by you that I certainly do not endorse your actions, nor do I recommend that you be added as a friend.
Do yourself a favor,
isatliv, and fuck off into the sunset before your IP address is tracked down and duly reported to the authorities.