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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

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[blazingjustice]

!

[blazingjustice]

... Mr. Edgeworth's a matchmaker?

(Wow, he can do everything, can't he?)

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[turnaboutspirit]

I never knew either! He's so talented ♥

[turnaboutspirit]

Are you looking for a special someone, maybe? ♥ We'll charge you half-price since you're a friend!

[blazingjustice]

!! Er..

[blazingjustice]

I, um.. I think I already have someone. But thanks..

(I think...)

[objectedly]

J-Justice...

[ HALP. ]

[blazingjustice]

Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?

[objectedly]

I'm not a matchmaker.

( Please, Justice. Please understand what I'm trying to say. )

[blazingjustice]

Yeah, I thought that was kind of weird.. I mean, it's not like you can be a prosecutor and a matchmaker..

(Even if Prosecutor Gavin claims to be a rockstar and prosecutor...)

[objectedly]

Maya seems to have misunderstood me when I said my Investigation Agency was not a dating service. I'm sorry for the confusion.

( Now how do I get her to stop? )

[blazingjustice]

Wait, but... if you said it wasn't a dating service, then why does she think it is...?

[objectedly]

Your guess is as good as mine. She gets strange ideas sometimes.

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[blazingjustice]

Hm..

[blazingjustice]

.... Why not go with it?

[objectedly]

I don't have the time for this. There's a trial coming up and I have other projects I have to handle.

I'm sure she could do this herself.