Band.
Pogo-Sticking Jebus Stats
Formed:
24th August 2005
Split:
10th September 2011
Best Album:
'Bandoras' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Year 2009.)
Best Single:
'Bake Indicted Meriting Catering Spoofery' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 7th November 2007.)
Records Sold:
22,618,396 in total (10,566,670 albums, 12,051,726 singles).
Reputation:
Seminal Artist
Groupies:
zhilbar has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Pogo-Sticking Jebus.
OtherIn 2011 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Bemuddle', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms.
Pogo-Sticking Jebus Member Profiles
song_of_erin
song_of_erin seems to model themselves on James Dean but looks and sounds more like James Dean Bradfield. We suggest that song_of_erin stays off the pies and spends more time fuckin' rehearsing!
chick_magnet_x
chick_magnet_x is certainly no Jimi Hendrix but ain't a Barney Sumner either. They are distinctly middle of the road and bore the bloody tits off me.
the_new_shaman
the_new_shaman is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However the_new_shaman spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.
_hippolyta_
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Pogo-Sticking Jebus's drummer _hippolyta_ in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
blond_geek
If blond_geek steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Kists Strict Grinning Notates
Oct 2005
19
Rebuilt Unsonsie Carpet Trois Elks Outbuys
Nov 2005
17
Atomy Macros
Dec 2005
24
Dahs Lanced Bloodier
Feb 2006
17
Longsome Leach Subsidy
Jun 2007
18
Obvious Mishit
Aug 2007
15
Glued Splicing Bewails Hazelhen Repast
Sep 2007
1
Bake Indicted Meriting Catering Spoofery
Nov 2007
1
Bistate Leches Griffs Trolley
Mar 2009
2
Scoots Prenatal
Apr 2009
1
Monitive Utilised Shuttle Vext Salukis Curlings
Jun 2009
1
Tapalos Decider Zax Unshells
Jun 2010
1
Stiller Chapels Capos Startsy Besought Grocery
Jul 2010
1
Bemuddle
Oct 2010
1
Bedlamp Warks Adhered Breccias Archaist
Nov 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
23
Servitor Phonos Tabouret Fineable
Aug 2005
21
Cumbrous Pelting Rewound
May 2007
1
Bandoras
Jan 2009
1
Bashed Amidst Diploma
Apr 2010
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