voice post :: ...but I'm Team (Taylor Lautner's Abs) Jacob!

[turn_a_blindeye]

Gai, I don't know what we were doing that you rubbed them off on me--and I'm not sure I want to know--but you can come collect your excess sparkles anytime. Really.

If anyone needs me, I think I plan to stay indoors, so use the PCD.

And no, Maes, you cannot come over to see.

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[vile_queen]

And now this event becomes amusing.

[turn_a_blindeye]

...Always happy to amuse.

[vile_queen]

There could be far worse reasons to converse with you.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Such as?

[vile_queen]

If we were tracking down our bodies once again, or I had stolen your house, or something along those lines. As it is, it is merely a cosmetic change, correct?

[turn_a_blindeye]

Actually, I would take a stolen house over this. At least I know you take good care of your stolen goods.

...Speaking of goods, and houses, your statuesque friend looks quite at home in my extra room.

[vile_queen]

This is true. Damaging them serves no purpose. Quite the opposite: when they are returned no worse for the wear authorities who panicked seem more ridiculous.

I am indebted to you for that.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Ah, I see. It's all about making fools of the police, hm?

Yeah, sure.

[vile_queen]

It is more the challenge. The police are not targets, but when people speak of how I am a danger and will destroy their culture, it is... amusing to prove them wrong.

And no clue of what you will ask in return?

[turn_a_blindeye]

I see.

Ah, well, I'm still thinking of what would be ...equal to this service. What would you suggest?

[vile_queen]

I have no idea what you would view as useful and equal.

[turn_a_blindeye]

I'll keep thinking on it, then.

[vile_queen]

As you will.

You have been well?

[turn_a_blindeye]

I've been sparkly. Make of that what you will.

And you?

[vile_queen]

That is a deviation from the norm.

I have not had much to do. I can find little information on the world beyond the elevator, save what was already known. Though I must admit I am quite amused by it. In a world where few know their own names, all now know mine.

[turn_a_blindeye]

I do try to avoid sparkling, yes.

Making a name for yourself, hm? No wonder you were gifted with a little present.

Your boyfriend has been busy, I hear.