video post :: hey diddle diddle.

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[ooc: Forward-dated to after the end of the event...because I'm too lazy/busy to wait until tomorrow. -- Cass, if you'd like to either backdate a log or handwave some interaction with the chibis, that'd be cool (though I understand if you don't want to/can't now). I'm sorry I got a little too busy and distracted to figure that plot out.]

[Kakashi

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[verdant_lotus]

It was kind of fun! Gai-sensei and Tenten and I had a pillow-fight, and Hinata-san was very cute as a little girl. [Lee beams.] Though it was strange to see Gai-sensei as a woman... and you were very stubborn as a child, Kakashi-sensei.

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Neji didn't participate?
[He chuckles at Lee's assessment of Hinata.] If you're not careful, Lee-kun, your boyfriend might think you have eyes for all the pretty Hyuuga.

Yeah, Gai didn't make the most ideal woman. And I wouldn't exactly call that stubbornness. Maybe...stupidity.

[verdant_lotus]

[Lee ruffles his hair and his cheeks flush.] I think he was busy adjusting to being a girl. And I did not mean it like that! She was tiny and adorable. [He gestures to about knee-high in explanation, and smiles.]

[He laughs.] You were very convinced that Gai-sensei was a woman and not a very good ninja.

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Did you assist in helping him adjust? [Now that he's not a kid anymore, in comes the teasing.]
Ah, I see. So you and Neji got to place house, then, a little more completely than normal. Daddy, Mommy, and baby-Hinata.

[A closed eye smile.] Like I said "stupidity." Who could have really been convinced your sensei was a woman, hm?

[verdant_lotus]

[Lee's cheeks flush scarlet, and he looks down. There's a moment of mumbling as he steadily turns redder, not in the least assisted by Kakashi's mention of playing house.] That is- I- um- [And realizing he's digging himself in deeper, Lee stops trying to talk his way out of it.]

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[Oh goodie! So there is a story here!]

That is you...? [He shrugs, still smiling.]
I can't say I wouldn't have tried the same, had I been in your situation. I take it you've never been with a girl before? Did you enjoy it even half as much as yours and Neji's normal activities?

[verdant_lotus]

[The amount of blood flowing to Lee's face absolutely can't be healthy. It's starting to look like he's been opening gates, and he's very distinctly looking at his sandals instead of at the video.]

I think Neji would kill me if I answered those questions, Kakashi-sensei.

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[Well, ok...maybe he should let off a little.]

Ah, I see. So I guess I should take pity on you and stop asking?

[In all seriousness.] You both enjoyed yourselves, though, right? Everything worked out?

[verdant_lotus]

[If it were possible, his cheeks would tinge even redder right now.]

That. Um. Everything turned out fine? [Blushing, blushing, so much blushing.] Though I am kind of glad that Neji is back to himself now.

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[But Lee's so cute when he blushes!]

Good, good. [Cute, cute, so cute.] For the sake of everyone in that household, not just yourself, I'm sure that's a good thing, yeah.

[verdant_lotus]

[He is! But his cheeks are starting to regress to pink now that Kakashi isn't asking how he likes sex with girls.] It was a fun event, but I am glad that everyone is back to the way they were.

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[Pink is a good color on Lee, too.]

Me too. Your sensei is slightly less of an eyesore this way.

[verdant_lotus]

Gai-sensei made a fine woman! [Totally stubborn, just as much as when arguing with Mr. Three-Year-Old.]

[turn_a_blindeye]

Mm... maybe.

So if Gai wasn't your sensei, and was actually a girl your age, you'd go for her?

[verdant_lotus]

[And look, someone is back to crimson. And sputtering.] I- that is- I- Gai-sensei is- I-

[Lee's teeth clack together audibly as he closes his mouth.]

Gai-sensei is my teacher. And I am already interested in someone that way.

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[Oh yay! That's the way we like him!] Mm...do tell...

But we're pretending right now, Lee. Assume he wasn't, and assume you weren't...and?