video post :: ...and i shall call him mini-me!

[turn_a_blindeye]

[The PCD turns on as it finishes clattering to the cement floor of Kakashi's bedroom. It wobbles a little and lands facing up at the ceiling, the edge of Kakashi's bed in view. A moment later, a small face, pudgy, roundish, rosy-cheeks, unblemished skin, and a pair of matching dark eyes peer over the edge of the bed. His nose and mouth are

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[maitolyyouthful]

Kakashi?
[ Ok...first he gets turned into a woman, and now his rival is a child..
Is that you? Are you alright?

[turn_a_blindeye]

...hi.

[Chibi isn't sure how to answer 'is that you?' Of course it's him! But at the last question, he looks slightly grumpy. ]

Lady said I shrank in the bath.

[maitolyyouthful]

I do not believe that is possible.
[ Frowns]

However in this place nothing seems impossible!

Is there anyone else there, Kakashi? I do not believe that it would be good for you to remain on your own...

[turn_a_blindeye]

Lady said so. She said she's coming over.

[He points offscreen.] Shiori. Not my dog.

...Are you Leaf-Nin?

[maitolyyouthful]

Ah! That is good. Perhaps I should come as well...

[ Gai nods and poses, one hand going to the headband tied around her waist.]

Yosh! I am Maito Gai, Konoha's Beautiful Green Beast!

[turn_a_blindeye]

Ok. ...lots of ladies.

[Blink. Blink blink. Weirdo. Little Rival giggles at you, trying not to laugh too much because that's unbecoming of a ninja.]

Stupid name for a girl.

[maitolyyouthful]

Yosh! I shall be there soon Eter...er...Kakashi!

[ crosses his arms under his boobs...ttly not helping the matter, Gai]

I am not normally a girl! I am normally a very manly man, filled with the fires of youth!

This only happened recently..

[turn_a_blindeye]

Eter? I'm Kakashi. Hatake Kakashi.

[...staring. This lady is very weird. And those things on her chest are very big. ...wait, Dad says not to stare at people.]

...Fires of Youth? Fire jutsu?

Bathtime is bad. I don't wanna be a girl.

[maitolyyouthful]

I know you are, I almost called you by a nick-name is all!

No! The Fires of Youth are the flames of passion and will that burn deep within the soul!

[ She begins to sob]

It is a beautiful thing!

Ah...this did not happen at bath-time. It is apparently something that happens here.

[turn_a_blindeye]

...Dadda calls me Kashi.

...huh?

[Ew. More bad ninja traits! You're not supposed to cry!]

...Oh. I can't turn into a girl in bathtime?

[maitolyyouthful]

And I call you Eternal Rival!

I guess that you are too young to understand at the moment.

I do not believe so, Kakashi.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Why?

I'm not too young!

Ok. Don't wanna be a girl.

[maitolyyouthful]

I will explain in the future.

Ah, then did you understand what I have said?

I did not either. Not that I have anything against the feminine state, I simple prefer the youthful form that I was born in!

[turn_a_blindeye]

Why?

...Uh.

Girls're icky.