-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

-- gallowsCalibrator [gC] attached file "h1l4r1ousbullsh1tsh3n4n1g4ns.rar". Accept files [Y]/N? --

TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Y34H, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34? N33DS MOR3 4MY
LOOK 4T TH1S B4D4SS
THOS3 4R3

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[eatsyourscience]

[Terezi, your art looks delicious, even if the consistency is weird and lumpy and gritty.]

You drew those?

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[turn4bout]

OF COURS3
THOUGH 1 MUST S4Y
MY 1NSP1R4T1ON COM3S FROM R34L L1F3
4ND TH3 4M4Z1NG P3OPL3 WHO F4LL DOWN TH3 ST41RS 4LL D4Y

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[eatsyourscience]

I noticed that.

It looks like you're having fun.

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[turn4bout]

1TS 1MPOSS1BL3 NOT TO
W4NN4 S33 WHY?
T3LL M3 WH3R3 YOU 4R3

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[eatsyourscience]

I'm in a conference room on the second floor.

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[turn4bout]

>8]

[ Ten minutes later, Terezi bursts into the room (her usual option of breaking windows and entering from the outside can't happen, unfortunately). She's leaving a trail of garbage and paper scraps in her wake. Circling Souji once, twice, three times, she eventually jumps up on the table, face pointed at the door.

ALL OF THIS IS DONE IN SILENCE. ]

[eatsyourscience]

[Souji watches this in silence, maybe a little too closely, because Terezi looks a little spicy, like nutmeg or cinnamon, but smoother too, with hints of some fruit he can't think of a name for.

Then it occurs to him to look over at the door too.]

[turn4bout]

[ waaaaait for it...

wait for it.......

WAAAAAAAAAIT FOOOOORRR ITTTTTTTT.... ]

[eatsyourscience]

[.....Waitinggggg]

[turn4bout]

[ whirr whirr that's the sound of about fifteen robots whirr whirr whirr

they are coming in and circling you, souji. this is a brilliant sight. ]

[eatsyourscience]

[....oh.

oh man.

They look like oil and static charge and DEATH.

Hang on while he performs some kind of acrobatic fucking maneuver onto the table beside Terezi.]

Wow.

[turn4bout]

Pffffffffahahah, smooth moves!

[ They've consumed the trash that was circling Souji, so, for a moment, it looks like they're about to leave. But Terezi's smart. She begins emptying her pockets on the ground below, inciting them to stay. ]

[eatsyourscience]

Desperate times...

[Souji leans over the edge of the table to watch them.]

Hey, before when we talked, what did you say I taste like?

[turn4bout]

Just like Minato. Velvet cake, and something else. Something I can't really identify.

[eatsyourscience]

And fog, right?

I think I'm starting to get what you meant.

[turn4bout]

[ She'll turn and sniff at that. Sniff sniff sniff. ]

Yeah, that's right. Fog.

[ She'll throw the rest of her pocket lint on the floor and lean in uncomfortably close to Souji. ]

You also still owe me a lick.