-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

-- gallowsCalibrator [gC] attached file "h1l4r1ousbullsh1tsh3n4n1g4ns.rar". Accept files [Y]/N? --

TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Y34H, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34? N33DS MOR3 4MY
LOOK 4T TH1S B4D4SS
THOS3 4R3

Comments

[audio because someone is too blind to type]

[paper_knight]

Guess who's reduced to sniffing at his comm unit? THIS GUY. And he smells your justicey teal text, Terezi, but can't quite focus on the words.

"Terezi? Could you switch to audio?"

Read: he's still not desperate enough to lick the screen.

audio;

[turn4bout]

Nope.

[ text: ]

L1CK 1T
L1CK 1T L1CK 1T L1CK 1T L1CK 1T
OR H34R M3 TYP1NG??? 1DK HOW YOUR3 COMP3NS4T1NG H3R3

audio

[paper_knight]

"I can't smell the letters, just the color. How do you deal with this?"

audio

[turn4bout]

Liiiiiiick it. Come on, come on! That's what I have to do when things smell a little blurry!

[ text: ]

1TLL M4K3 TH1NGS CL34R3R 1 PROM1S3
COM3 ON MOLDY
YOU C4N DO 1T

audio

[paper_knight]

Looooooong pause, punctuated by further sniffing noises. It isn't helping any.

"Just the screen."

Lick. Dry fuzzy static and the metallic tang of the device and bright, clear words.

"Oh."

text;

[turn4bout]

T4ST3 1T???

audio

[paper_knight]

"Mmm-hmm. Strange."

audio

[turn4bout]

Welcome to the blind, coolkid club! It's time to party!

audio

[paper_knight]

"I thought it might be your memories."

audio

[turn4bout]

Lucky for you assholes, you didn't have to learn how to develop your senses! The Mansion skipped that part, hehehe!

audio

[paper_knight]

"It still isn't intuitive."

More sniffing. He's considering the surrounding walls.

"Everything looks--smells the same, since the event redecorated. How do you get around that? Just your cane?"

audio

[turn4bout]

Where are you right now? I'll teach you, hehehehe!

audio/video

[paper_knight]

"Um."

He doesn't know where he is. A moment while he switches to video and holds the comm up.

"Here. Somewhere on the second floor."

audio/video

[turn4bout]

[ Sniff, sniff, sniff. Yeah, it's a little hard to tell, since everything does smell the same. But Terezi is skillful as fuck at what she does, and in a minute, she's on the trail. She is the bloodhound; it is her.

Eventually, Mark will hear the tap, tap, tap of her cane and catch the scent of JUSTICE in the air. ]

Moooooldy Mark! Moldy! Do you hear me?

[paper_knight]

Mark has spent the intervening time considering his comm, trying to decide if he really wants to download and lick the files Terezi sent. Her arrival preempts the decision.

"I hear you."

He pockets his comm and heads toward her voice, trailing a hand along the wall as he goes.

[turn4bout]

[ She's got his voice and his scent, so it's not long before they meet half way. Without a word, she shoves a cane into his hand. There's the distinct scent of vanilla-cherry in the air. ]

I had an extra; it'll keep you from failing down stairs. Aaaaaand, if anyone attacks, you can pull it apart and use it as swords!