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[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

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TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Y34H, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34? N33DS MOR3 4MY
LOOK 4T TH1S B4D4SS
THOS3 4R3

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[hi_blog]

Well, the event hasn't affected you adversely.

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1 GU3SS TH3 M4NS1ON TOOK MY S1GHT
WH1CH W4SNT TH3R3 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3 H3H3H3
BUT MY SM3LL1NGS 4S GOOD 4S MY T4ST3 NOW >:P
1 4M TH3 F4VOR4BL3 R3C1P13NT OF WOND3RL4NDS BOUNT1FUL M4G1C4L SH3N4N1G4NS

WH4T 4BOUT YOU???

[hi_blog]

Can't walk in a straight line without listening closely. Somehow.

This has anything to do with you?

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1
4CTU4LLY
DONT R34LLY KNOW >:?
1 DONT G3T 4LL TH3 W31RD HUM4N CUB1C4L BOX SP4C3S
OR TH3 L4CK OF R3SP1T3BLOCKS
OR TH3 ROBOTS
THOUGH 1 4M NOT PROT3ST1NG TH3 ROBOTS
TH3Y 4R3 K1ND4 SORT4 4W3SOM3

[hi_blog]

I would have thought Trolls were good friends with Bots.

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WH4TS TH4T SUPPOS3D TO M34N
GOODN3SS
M4K1NG B4S3L3SS 4SSUMPT1ONS OFF MY R4C3?
1 TH1NK TH4T M1GHT M4K3 YOU SOM3 K1ND OF R4C1ST, P3PP3RM1NT C4NDYC4N3!!!

[hi_blog]

You're not one of my students so it doesn't matter to me. I can bite you to death regardless of race.

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W3 H4V3 4LR34DY 3ST4BL1SH3D YOUR 4FF1N1TY TO B1T1NG
YOU B1T3 W1TH TH3 BL1NDN3SS OF JUST1C3
TH3R3 1S NO M3RCY
TH3R3 1S NO BR1B3RY
ONLY
B1T3S

BUT YOU SHOULD 4T L34ST B3 POL1T3 WH3N DO1NG SO >:[

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[hi_blog]

I like the way you describe it.

A shame I can't taste abstract ideas. I could tell you what discipline tastes like.

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W4NT M3 TO T3LL YOU WH4T 1T T4ST3S L1K3?
OR DO YOU W4NT TO WORK H4RD 4ND F1GUR3 1T OUT YOURS3LF?

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[hi_blog]

Tell me. I'm curious.

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1TS 4 STRONG T4ST3
CR1SP 4ND SOM3T1M3S 4 L1TTL3 OV3RPOW3R1NG
V1N3G4R SH4RP W1TH LOTS OF PL4NTH3RBS G1V1NG 1T 4 LOT OF BODY
1TS R34LLY B1G
YOU C4N SM3LL 1T WH3N YOU T4ST3 1T
1F 1TS NOT T4M3D BY MOR4L1TY 4ND JUST1C3, THOUGH
1T G3TS 4 M3T4LL1C T4NG 4ND T4ST3S L1K3 SW34T

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[hi_blog]

That is my new favorite poem.

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YOUR3 W3LCOM3 >8]

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[hi_blog]

And violence? How does that taste?

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D3P3NDS ON WH4TS H4PP3N1NG