So, as you know, Terezi's a weird motherfucker. Instead of seeing, she smells and tastes. This perception gives her a rather delicious view of the world and, surprisingly, is highly accurate.
Things that apply to YOU:
1. Terezi can smell your deceit.
- If you lie enough, those lies "build up," and she can smell them. For example, her first conversation with Dave involved 3 lies: Dave was a girl, he was a "north american hollering phallus baboon," and his name was "shaggy 2 dope." Let's all just take a moment to love Dave.
Okay, we're good? Good.
After the third lie, she could tell that Dave was a "big joker" and that couldn't possibly be his name. He instantly replaces "shaggy 2 dope" with "Ben Stiller." It takes Terezi a little bit longer to realize that one was a lie, but when Dave finally says his name, she can instantly smell the truth. She still calls him a holler baboon, though. 8|
Basically: if you lie enough to her, she'll know it. Even if you were obscenely meticulous and thorough about upholding those lies. She may not be able to tear the whole thing to pieces, but she'll be able to smell some parts of it.
2. Terezi can smell YOU.
- And you smell pretty damn delicious.
She normally can smell a color associated with your character. For example, she associates each of the trolls with their blood color/font color scents. In Wonderland, if your character has any colors associated with them-- say, they wear dull hues, or a hideous tie-die shirt (i'm looking at YOU tim), she'll smell that and associate it with your character. If that's not the case, just come up with whatever.
3. Permissions
- I figure it's about time I put up a permissions post about all this sniffing and licking happening here. Pick a color
HERE and give me the code. Then pick a scent (preferably one having to do with a colorful food, but anything counts).
1. Character name/journal:2. Color and HTML code: 3. Scent:4. Can Terezi smell YOUR lies?: Also, if you disagree with anything I've already got, feel free to call me out on it, and I'll edit!
✕ People:
-----Trolls-----
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Karkat Vantas - Drab dirty pavement
Karkat Vantas's blood - Cherry cough syrup
Aradia Megido -
ghost!Aradia Megido - Barely there, like mothballs.
Aradiabot - Metallic, with a hint of blueberry blast.
Tavros Nitram - Chocolate
Sollux Captor - Mustard
Sollux Captor's color scheme - Appleberry blast
Nepeta Leijon - Olives and that corn chippy smell that cats and dogs get after a long nap
Kanaya Mayram - Crisp peppermint
Terezi Pyrope - JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEE
Vriska Serket - Blueberry Bubblegum AND DECEPTION
Equius Zahhak - SWEAT. SO MUCH SWEAT. And blood. And bruises. AND SWEAT.
Gamzee Makara - It's hard to smell him over the sopor slime, but there's the hint of grape jelly.
Eridan Ampora - Grape Skittles, yes.
Feferi Peixes - Sea breeze and coral
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-----Homestuck-----
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John Egbert - Cotton candy
Rose Lalonde - Lavender soap
Dave Strider - Cherry candy
Davesprite - Orange Creamsicles
Bro - Asphalt and felt
Jade Harley - Sharp and sour; citrusy
Jadesprite - Salty tears + jade's scent
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Jack Noir/Spades Slick - Clean, shiny, dark dark dark oil slick, with a hint of licorice
Bec Noir (Explosion) - Sour Apple
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c Scratch - Vanilla Milkshake
Sn
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wman - Not telling >;]
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-----Entranceway Peeps-----
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Edogawa Conan - books, dead bodies, and black coffee
Ayanami Rei - icy blueberry snow
Mark Meltzer - mold
Poland - freshly baked grubloaf, aka cake
Shannon Beiste - peaches and cream parfait
Sasagawa Ryohei - shitty art and oranges
Jack Ryan - coconut
Yousuke Hanamura - ginger cinnamon cherrypants
Hibari Kyouya - peppermint candy-cane
Dean Winchester - Danger, booze, motor oil, and apple pie
Minato Arisato - elevators and red blue velvet cake
Evelyn Carnahan - Sand, mysteries, old books, and dates
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Izaya - untrustworthiness, trollery
Albert Wesker - dark, strong coffee and scheming
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Hollow Ichigo - death, blood, and marshmellows
Akihiko Sanada - beef-flavored ramen and sweat
Kurt - those vanilla shakers they provide at troll Starbucks
Miguel - Gold and sunshine
Daniel - Spiced wine and rose oil and Prussia
Alex Kralie - Warm plastic and wires
The Medicine Seller - Incense and secrets with some other-self JUSTICE.
James Potter - Pumpkins and mischief
Hanna Marin - the song POPULAR from Wicked new clothes
Philip (and something else) - Dusty blueberries with a tiny whisper of rusty metal
Dr Bhamba - Sulphur
Dr Sofia Lamb - Saltwater
Nai - chocolate mint
Santana Lopez - fireplace
Yuu - Corroding metal, ugh
Gokudera - smoky bacon with some sharp, smelling-salt chemicals
Nagi (Owl) - Chili peppers
Tohru Adachi - rotting bananas wrapped in police tape with so many lies on top
Souji Seta - blue velvet cake hidden by fog and MYSTERIESSSSSSS
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Amy, the most beautiful crocodile in the world - pure happiness and joy
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Alice - not much at all
Cheshire Cat - hello little mouse
Dormouse - the whisper of Derse
the Mock Turtle - tears and mystery
Queen of Hearts - roses and tyranny
Tweedledee & Tweedledum - shifts between flowers and mud pies
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✕ Places:
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Wonderland - Fruity rainbow, with a strong backing of rose
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Prospit - Honey
Derse - Grape Jelly/Burnt Grape Jelly (Post destruction)
Skaia - Mint
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Land of Thought and Flow - JUST LIKE TEREZI, whatever the fuck that is
Land of Pulse and Phaze - JUST LIKE KARKAT, like a red lollipop on the pavement
Land of Heat and Clockwork - JUST LIKE DAVE, wild cherry lava land delight
✕ Random other shit:
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Computer Codes - Tiny Needles and Batteries
Lemonsnout the Scalemate - the sweetest of gumdrops
Blue Skies - Cotton Candy
> Reader: Stop.