YES IT IS STUPID. SO MONUMENTALLY STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WASTED TIME DRAWING IT OR THAT I WASTED TIME EVEN LOOKING AT IT LET ALONE RESPONDING TO IT.
THE ONLY WAY IN WHICH THAT PICTURE COULD POSSIBLY BE APPROPRIATE IS IF THAT BLOB, WHICH I ASSUME IS MEANT TO REPRESENT ME, IS ABOUT TO BITE STRIDER'S HEAD OFF IN ONE EPIC BITE AND SWALLOW IT WHOLE.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT CANE, IF IT GETS WITHIN A METER OF ME, I'LL SLICE IT IN HALF. AND PROBABLY YOU TOO, SINCE I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.
HEY, I'M NOT SAYING I'D WANT TO DO THAT, JUST SAYING IT'D PROBABLY HAPPEN BECAUSE OF ALL THE INSANE LEVELS I HAVE. I AM BASICALLY LIKE EQUIUS BUT WITHOUT BEING DISGUSTING AND THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EVER EXIST.
WHAT. NO. OKAY, YES, I AM AN ASSHOLE, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY WORSE SOMEHOW. OR HE USED TO BE.
AND EVEN IF I'M DISGUSTING AT ALL, HE IS ASTRONOMICALLY MORESO. WHEN IT WAS TELLING HIM THAT WE SHOULDN'T SLEEP ANYMORE, HE STARTED SWEATING FUCKING OCEANS AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING ME TO GIVE HIM MORE ORDERS. AND WANTING TO HUG ME. IT WAS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST VOMITED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH THINKING ABOUT IT.
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OKAY, YES, I AM AN ASSHOLE, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY WORSE SOMEHOW. OR HE USED TO BE.
AND EVEN IF I'M DISGUSTING AT ALL, HE IS ASTRONOMICALLY MORESO. WHEN IT WAS TELLING HIM THAT WE SHOULDN'T SLEEP ANYMORE, HE STARTED SWEATING FUCKING OCEANS AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING ME TO GIVE HIM MORE ORDERS. AND WANTING TO HUG ME. IT WAS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST VOMITED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH THINKING ABOUT IT.
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