Student: Um, yeah... um... uh...
Me: ...
Student: Does Vic offer any extramural courses for the BCA?
Me: Only 2 extramural Management courses and 3 extramural Marketing courses.
Student: But I work full time. What am I supposed to do?
Me: If you're unable to attend on-campus lectures you may want to check out Massey University. They have extramural offerings of all courses.
Student: I don't want a Massey degree, I want a Vic degree. Are you sure you don't offer more extramural courses?
Me: Yes.
Student: That sucks. I guess I'll just give my money to Massey instead.
Me: Ok. Take care.