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The main way to control the Earth's population lies in the use of a latex tube. Hm.
It's been an interesting morning to say the least. Last night was great. Mel agreed to take a ride on my hog so I drove her around a few times. I think she enjoyed herself. Gotta show that girl a little excitement. Felt like it was my duty. And it ain't bad having someone on the bike with me. It's like I can share the experience with someone. Kinda like sex, ya hate doing it alone.
Funny I should bring up that topic, heh. Yeah, so I needed to learn some rules about safe sex. Not that sex is safe, especially not when it's with me. I'm a pretty dangerous guy if you know what I mean. ;)
F.B. tried his best I'm sure. But sometimes certain words just couldn't find their way out of his mouth so instead of embarrassing him anymore, Kia took over. And nice visuals Kia. I think the cucumber enjoyed it. But ya know, a daughter explaining to a father about these things just seems uncanny. Well, Bardock gave it to me straight.
Ya know, none of you had to go through all that trouble. You could've just thrown me a box of condoms and I would've read the directions and figured it out. But I sure did enjoy watching you all squirm.
Building the playground is progressing quite nicely today. This work ain't bad at all and I'm actually having a lot of fun being around my family. And what do ya know, I can already smell dinner cooking.
It's been an interesting morning to say the least. Last night was great. Mel agreed to take a ride on my hog so I drove her around a few times. I think she enjoyed herself. Gotta show that girl a little excitement. Felt like it was my duty. And it ain't bad having someone on the bike with me. It's like I can share the experience with someone. Kinda like sex, ya hate doing it alone.
Funny I should bring up that topic, heh. Yeah, so I needed to learn some rules about safe sex. Not that sex is safe, especially not when it's with me. I'm a pretty dangerous guy if you know what I mean. ;)
F.B. tried his best I'm sure. But sometimes certain words just couldn't find their way out of his mouth so instead of embarrassing him anymore, Kia took over. And nice visuals Kia. I think the cucumber enjoyed it. But ya know, a daughter explaining to a father about these things just seems uncanny. Well, Bardock gave it to me straight.
Ya know, none of you had to go through all that trouble. You could've just thrown me a box of condoms and I would've read the directions and figured it out. But I sure did enjoy watching you all squirm.
Building the playground is progressing quite nicely today. This work ain't bad at all and I'm actually having a lot of fun being around my family. And what do ya know, I can already smell dinner cooking.