Some people are wondering why B.B. doesn't seem to like being around me. He throws a fit everytime I'm near. But then Daikon, who's sleeping in my arms right now (no cute remarks, or else) seems to take a liking to his old grandpa Turless.
Well, me and B.B. (at least his little spirit) have somewhat of a history together. This little sprite was the most annoying thing in hell. The screech and squeaks he made drove me crazy. For some reason the noises that came from him were the loudest things I've ever heard. (Seems the kid still has the same pair of lungs.) Sure, everyone else thought it was cute.
Bardock practically adored the little monster and named him the army's pet.
Considering I'm not the nicest guy around, I use to get particularly annoyed with this nuisance. If I had a choice I'd of cut it in half with my soul sword. But Lord Emna forbid I ever hurt the spirit of a child. (Besides that's due for hefty time in the Room). And messing with the army's pet would've cost me. (Not that I could've gotten worse duty than I already had.)
F.B., there's a definite reason why you mentioned a fan. We had these big fans in hell (closest thing to air conditioning as you're gonna get...unless somehow that
retard actually pulls through on his ultimate mission.) When no one was around, only me and the annoyance, I used the fan for dual purposes.
So now you know. Go ahead and give me slack for this, but from what I see it didn't have any long term effects on F.B. He seemed to turn out just fine. I have nothing against the little one now. As long as he doesn't scream in my ear. I swear his sprite toyed with me though. Don't blame the kid for disliking me now. I wouldn't want to be sucked up in a fan and then spit out constantly either.