Hypocrisy at its best...

Jul 05, 2002 23:15

It's about time these so-called "lesser beings" got enough brains to fight back together, even if it was just a rumor the fat one overheard. And now the happy crew is all ready for a supposed up and coming battle. This should be interesting to watch ( Read more... )

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the_toma July 6 2002, 00:00:39 UTC
Okay, if you're not interested in fighting for the army, then why the hell are you in the army? The purpose of the army is that when there is an uprising, we fight to restore order. That's our job. If you don't want to do that job, then you shouldn't be here. It's pretty simple, isn't it?

When did you become holier than thou, Turless? What, now that you don't clean toilets you think you're better than us? If you go out looking for fights, it's the same as starting them.
Get your head out of your ass and stop lecturing us.

You got a problem with the chain of command in the army? Go and make an appointment to talk to Lord Enma.

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Re: turless July 6 2002, 00:11:35 UTC
If you even think this little insurrection they're planning is going to take the whole army to stop, then more power to the insurrectionists. I think as a member of the army I have the option of when I want to fight. King Vegeta even offered me this option. If it's necessary then I will.

Gee, I seem to recall getting caste down to clean toilets because of a holier than thou attitude that was thrown around in this group quite awhile ago Toma. An attitude that you still carry around with you. And who said I was lecturing, I was only stating the obvious. Us Saiyans shouldn't be getting any gold stars just because we run the army.

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Ah, but that's where you're wrong. the_toma July 6 2002, 00:22:32 UTC
We do get "gold stars" because we're in the army. The gold stars come in the form of perks.

It's a tradeoff. Instead of getting a chance to be reborn, instead we have to stay down here. But, we get our bodies back. (Yes, I know the totally unredemable get theirs back too, but they're never getting out of here.) We get certain privileges not normally allowed to folks in Hell, such as the chance to at times go above and walk in the world of the living for a bit. We get soulswords. We get better living quarters and better food. (Hard to believe there is worse food in hell than the slop we get, but there actually is)

In return, we have to keep the peace. Which, isn't always easy for Saiyajins.

Of course, there's also this little bitch of paperwork, but hey, it's hell.

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turless July 6 2002, 00:37:42 UTC
The perks are about the only thing keeping me in this army and in the company of the likes of you. Of course, being on this supposed "good side" makes me lose a lot less often.

The paperwork sucks ass though.

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vegeto_too July 6 2002, 00:46:12 UTC
U2 stoopid. Fite fite fite. Who kare what U2 have 2 say.

I wille rool Hell soon. Ayre Kundishuner fairees giv me sekrets and soon I wille be in charge bekuz I wille bee the grate Vegeto and I have ayre kundishuning.

In menetime, shudup. U giv Vegeto a hedake and it hurtz! If U be quiyet, I let U put Bob in Ur pantz.

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Re: turless July 6 2002, 00:49:40 UTC
Didn't you fall down some bottomless pit yet?

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vegeto_too July 6 2002, 00:52:07 UTC
Know. I knot falle in a pit. I kan't falle in pit. Grate Vegeto kan flie. Flie, flie, flie.

U muste bee reel stoopid if U knot no that.

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turless July 6 2002, 00:55:34 UTC
I'm surprised, since I've heard rumors that bottomless pits also hold the secret to air conditioning. The secret lies at the bottom of one.

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futurebardock July 7 2002, 02:05:26 UTC
You forgot to add that flying to the bottom doesn't count. That you must fling yourself off and land, as hard as you can. And then lie there for several days. In fact, some folks have had to lay there weeks at a time before the "Sekruts of Aye Kundishuning" will be shown to them.

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turless July 7 2002, 11:22:57 UTC
Kid, these pits in hell are bottomless, the whole point is he has to find the bottom. It should take quite an eternity to do that.

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