An Attempt To Feel Better

[turkituck]

What makes me happy? Making up weird song lyrics.
What song is currently playing in my head? You'll find out. ;)

Whenever life gets you down,
keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind...
and when you're all out of hope,
down at the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line...
If you ever get so low
that you don't know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes...
Never worry 'bout a thing
got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and the happy times are coming to stay.

Well, the world doesn't hurt
When I glance in my shirt
and the feeling's like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and everything is going my way.

I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and the happy times are coming to stay.

Yeah I got great big amounts
in the place where it counts
and the feeling's like a sunshiny day...
I take a look at my enormous BOOBIES
and everything is going my way.

The best part is, I only had to change 1 main word and half a verse