[Blog: Open] Screwed-up town

[turkishsurprise]

So the past couple of weeks have been more shitty than usual. Sliced my hand up good while working at the bar, and some kid held a fucking snake to my face. I needed a few stitches for my hand by the way

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[4leaf_charmed]

If you pull that damn stunt again, I'mma demote you to clean up and the beer tap only. The second one only if you're lucky.

[turkishsurprise]

Chill out, it was an accident! Maybe you should buy glasses that don't shatter at the touch of a feather!

Be happy I do such a good job entertaining the customers.

[4leaf_charmed]

Who the hell has a featherlight touch that harsh? An fucking ogre?

You're lucky you still have the ability to flip bottles for them. Lucky bastard, I've seen how many close calls you've had.

The Old Man says get better... and stop breaking shit or it'll come out of your tips.

[turkishsurprise]

That's not very nice. You're comparing me to an ogre now? Does that make you a bratty little gnome?

I don't have close calls, man. It's all skill, and the ladies love it. Give it a try and you might get some too~?

note: conner gets testy when his skillz are questioned~ <3

[4leaf_charmed]

If anything, it's make me part of the Tuatha de Danann. Eejit.

I've won more flair bar tending competitions than the number of glasses you've broken, I have a lot more skill than you old man.

Noted~ <3

[turkishsurprise]

What? I'm not even going to bother googling that shit.

You just win the ladies with your pretty face :| You could touch up the charm factor though, hm?

... fffff "pretty face"? XDDD

[4leaf_charmed]

Lazy arse. You wouldn't understand anyways.

It's my job to make good drinks, not be eye candy and get women to follow me to my flat after my shift.