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oh livejournal. you get me into trouble*.
i have made this criticism of you to others before but have never had occaision to actually voice it to you; for someone who constantly proclaims how much they hate drama, you sure enjoy creating it**.
that being said, it is entirely my fault for even having this thing while the information age is still in its terrible teens; blossoming all over the place, ostensibly innocent but evidently not virginal or pure. who knew!
anyways, whatevs. i was annoyed for about two minutes and then i could muster no more energy with which to care. internets! this post only serves as FINGER POINTING, in case any involved parties were under the illusion of having gotten away with being naughty.
for the rest of you!
...how was thanksgiving?(?)
at my house the turkey was supplemented with chicken legs because the amount of dark meat available on a standard turkey's carcass is insufficient to feed my manly hunger. also i didn't eat for a day and a half before the meal to ensure I was prepared to handle the feast.
in case my odd personal punctuation habits have been so far undecipherable, a "(?)" means i am asking this question more to myself than you. It is said in a rising intonation similar to the statement "...i guess?" In person i often accompany this with a look of confusion and a plaintive raising of my arms.
* as naïve as it is to say, i never thought i'd see the day. haha.
** as much for yourself as much as others, i suspect -- i fail to imagine what you'd ever talk about if not your endless deluge of banal interpersonal problems.
i have made this criticism of you to others before but have never had occaision to actually voice it to you; for someone who constantly proclaims how much they hate drama, you sure enjoy creating it**.
that being said, it is entirely my fault for even having this thing while the information age is still in its terrible teens; blossoming all over the place, ostensibly innocent but evidently not virginal or pure. who knew!
anyways, whatevs. i was annoyed for about two minutes and then i could muster no more energy with which to care. internets! this post only serves as FINGER POINTING, in case any involved parties were under the illusion of having gotten away with being naughty.
for the rest of you!
...how was thanksgiving?(?)
at my house the turkey was supplemented with chicken legs because the amount of dark meat available on a standard turkey's carcass is insufficient to feed my manly hunger. also i didn't eat for a day and a half before the meal to ensure I was prepared to handle the feast.
in case my odd personal punctuation habits have been so far undecipherable, a "(?)" means i am asking this question more to myself than you. It is said in a rising intonation similar to the statement "...i guess?" In person i often accompany this with a look of confusion and a plaintive raising of my arms.
* as naïve as it is to say, i never thought i'd see the day. haha.
** as much for yourself as much as others, i suspect -- i fail to imagine what you'd ever talk about if not your endless deluge of banal interpersonal problems.