Aug 17, 2004 21:56
Subject: FWD: Would you like to joining the band Kiss?
Dear new user,
We were wondering if you would like to joining the band the Kiss, featuring the Gene Simmonses and a band. Talented. Explosives. On stage they are the authority. Many guitars are broken, for the Kiss would be disrespectful to the stern of thought. But we feel that you would enjoy the Kiss and their band. The Gene says, "Hello?", but you will be dazzled by the rock and roll. At the stage, your head will rotate sharply with the rock and roll superpower. Should you be there, you will say, "What do I want to do?" Peter also can rock and roll until the fans cannot sleep. Ace is the name as he kills the guitar. What do you say to Paul? He is a hit with the ladies and perhaps you will find him a rocker king. So we hope that the Kiss is the band and you are concerned, we say to you respectfully, but no drink, as our Rock And Roll files show you to be under 21. Enjoy the rock and roll!
Respectfully, Ben Reilly.