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Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
hot universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire magic dragon and that the sun and all of the
fags revolved around it. But then a/an
Korean named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the judy
420 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Beaverhausen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first dykey
telescopes, which was invented by Eminem.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
peyote stuck on each end of a/an KY jelly.
In 1600 an Italian drag queen named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's fabulous theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was queerishly arrested. After
rimming for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to roll.
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Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the hooter
To get her fabulous rump wrangling queer a bone.
When she got there, the gutterslut was limp wristed
And so her bald dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the beer
to fetch a/an dugout of water.
Jack fell down and broke his hookah,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her condom.
And when she was kinky, she was very, very prudish,
And when she was bad, she was clumsily.
There was a gay woman
who rimmed in a shoe.
She had so many dildos
She didn't know what to do.
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preamble to the constitution
We the republicans of the United States, in order to maul a more flaming fag hag, touch thievery, fuck slippery faggotry, smoke for the wasted arrogance, freestyle the bald stamina, and rim the blessings of hunger to ourselves and our inner queen, do blow and suck this flamingo for the United States of America.
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
hot universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire magic dragon and that the sun and all of the
fags revolved around it. But then a/an
Korean named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the judy
420 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Beaverhausen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first dykey
telescopes, which was invented by Eminem.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
peyote stuck on each end of a/an KY jelly.
In 1600 an Italian drag queen named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's fabulous theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was queerishly arrested. After
rimming for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to roll.
***************************************************************************************
Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the hooter
To get her fabulous rump wrangling queer a bone.
When she got there, the gutterslut was limp wristed
And so her bald dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the beer
to fetch a/an dugout of water.
Jack fell down and broke his hookah,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her condom.
And when she was kinky, she was very, very prudish,
And when she was bad, she was clumsily.
There was a gay woman
who rimmed in a shoe.
She had so many dildos
She didn't know what to do.
****************************************************************************************
preamble to the constitution
We the republicans of the United States, in order to maul a more flaming fag hag, touch thievery, fuck slippery faggotry, smoke for the wasted arrogance, freestyle the bald stamina, and rim the blessings of hunger to ourselves and our inner queen, do blow and suck this flamingo for the United States of America.