D/G One-liners
I was going through the wasteland otherwise known as my laptop's HD, and I found a bunch of one-liners written for the FIAF One-Sentence Challenge. Some of these are really stupid, most of them are basically "Uhhh...?", but some of them really make me laugh. At myself, I dunno. I'm just posting them here for posteriority. :D
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"It's an ice cream truck, of course," Draco said to Ginny, with the sort of maddening air one uses when one is explaining something to an obtuse person.
Draco reassured Ginny that nobody really thought that she had only married him for his Galleons - who cared what a few jealous bints thought, anyway?
"Once you pop, you really can't stop, can you?" Draco lamented as he stared down pathetically at the empty tube in his hand.
To this day, Ginny was mystified every time Draco asked her to read Horton Hears a Who! to him whenever he was feeling under the weather.
"I just don't understand why women need designer bags when they've got a bloody wand already," Draco grumbled as he payed for Ginny's newest Chanel obsession.
The S.P.E.W. extremists frightened Draco just the tiniest bit, although he'd never admit it to Ginny.
"Remember the time your mum told me you used to play 'King of the Castle' while naked?" Ginny asked Draco, grinning wickedly when he scowled.
Draco missed the smirk that crossed Ginny's face as she walked away from him - her new wardrobe was definitely worth the Galleons, if it could turn a Malfoy into a gaping mess.
Ginny ignored Draco's proffered hand and stuffed her own into her pockets, blushing as she thought of the chipped nail polish currently staining her fingernails.
Personally, Draco thought that a Ginny shouting "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!" while wearing bunny ears and a tail was sexy as hell - not that he'd ever admit it out loud, of course.
Draco couldn't help but smirk at his own tremendous luck as he furtively sneaked Ginny's pole dance video back into its secret hiding place under her bed.
Ginny couldn't help but grin to herself as she paid for the "How To Pole Dance" video - Draco would never know what hit him.
"It's just a mobile phone, Draco, so stop holding it as though it's going to melt your hand off," Ginny said, rolling her eyes at his current stance.
Watching Ginny tremble with poorly suppressed mirth as Narcissa laughingly recounted Draco's childhood, the young Malfoy heir couldn't help but feel mildly sorry that he had ever introduced the two women in the first place.
"I only purchased that piece in order to see you - I abhor modern art!" Draco explained to a flustered Ginny.
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DON'T JUDGE ME.
Also, hey guys, you know what? This is what: BAM.
I know, no need to thank me. No, really, thank xalexandriam for finding it. :D
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"It's an ice cream truck, of course," Draco said to Ginny, with the sort of maddening air one uses when one is explaining something to an obtuse person.
Draco reassured Ginny that nobody really thought that she had only married him for his Galleons - who cared what a few jealous bints thought, anyway?
"Once you pop, you really can't stop, can you?" Draco lamented as he stared down pathetically at the empty tube in his hand.
To this day, Ginny was mystified every time Draco asked her to read Horton Hears a Who! to him whenever he was feeling under the weather.
"I just don't understand why women need designer bags when they've got a bloody wand already," Draco grumbled as he payed for Ginny's newest Chanel obsession.
The S.P.E.W. extremists frightened Draco just the tiniest bit, although he'd never admit it to Ginny.
"Remember the time your mum told me you used to play 'King of the Castle' while naked?" Ginny asked Draco, grinning wickedly when he scowled.
Draco missed the smirk that crossed Ginny's face as she walked away from him - her new wardrobe was definitely worth the Galleons, if it could turn a Malfoy into a gaping mess.
Ginny ignored Draco's proffered hand and stuffed her own into her pockets, blushing as she thought of the chipped nail polish currently staining her fingernails.
Personally, Draco thought that a Ginny shouting "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!" while wearing bunny ears and a tail was sexy as hell - not that he'd ever admit it out loud, of course.
Draco couldn't help but smirk at his own tremendous luck as he furtively sneaked Ginny's pole dance video back into its secret hiding place under her bed.
Ginny couldn't help but grin to herself as she paid for the "How To Pole Dance" video - Draco would never know what hit him.
"It's just a mobile phone, Draco, so stop holding it as though it's going to melt your hand off," Ginny said, rolling her eyes at his current stance.
Watching Ginny tremble with poorly suppressed mirth as Narcissa laughingly recounted Draco's childhood, the young Malfoy heir couldn't help but feel mildly sorry that he had ever introduced the two women in the first place.
"I only purchased that piece in order to see you - I abhor modern art!" Draco explained to a flustered Ginny.
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DON'T JUDGE ME.
Also, hey guys, you know what? This is what: BAM.
I know, no need to thank me. No, really, thank xalexandriam for finding it. :D