//entry 3

[turk_lin]

If someone would explain why there appear to be several empty beer cans on top of the paperwork which was supposed to be submitted to the sub-committee for the investigation into certain highly confidential issues yesterday evening, I would be much appreciative.

Comments

[fallingfaster]

The simplest explanation I can surmise is this: Reno.

[turk_lin]

Ah. My thanks, General.

I will be checking with him about this issue, in that case. It is most inconvenient at the best of times, and does need to be rectified.

[crimson_dog]

... snitch.

[turk_lin]

...So it was you, then.

[fallingfaster]

90% of irresponsible, immature acts within the Shin-Ra building can be linked back to Reno, particularly if they involve alcohol.

[turk_lin]

I'm sure that anyone working in Shinra for more than a few months would come to that conclusion.

Again, thank you for your help, General.

[crimson_dog]

"thankyouforyourhelpgeneralsirmisterwonderfulincrediblesir".

... kissass.

[turk_lin]

Astonishing. You can actually spell 'incredible'. And here I was assuming that you were unable to manage anything longer than five letters.