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turian_honor

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Aug 28, 2011 23:13

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Turians don't like the cold. Did I ever mention that?

[Garrus has terrible handwriting. But there it is. He'll be in front of the fire, hating the world and indulging in a brief moment of sulking before picking back up again.]

don't understand humans, !ic, indulge me, worse than a bad metaphor, !action, i can sulk if i want to, !holloways, turian hate cold, sending out an sos

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[audio] idkmybffjoe September 6 2011, 22:05:17 UTC

One of life's miseries. It's terrible, aye.

[audio] turian_honor September 6 2011, 23:00:16 UTC

At least you're not turian.

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 6 2011, 23:12:42 UTC

Could be I'm usin' a voicechanger. Could be I'm yer turian nemesis.

[WOOOOOOOOO spooky noises go here except not because Sean isn't twelve.]

[audio] turian_honor September 6 2011, 23:37:41 UTC

... I sincerely doubt that.

[He'd have known if there was another turian around... especially that one.]

[... Right?]

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 6 2011, 23:45:09 UTC

Aye, it'd be pretty hard t'swallow in me honest opinion.

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[audio] turian_honor September 6 2011, 23:57:34 UTC

Probably because it is. Difficult to choke down, I mean.

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 6 2011, 23:59:55 UTC

Like bein' slapped with a giant cock.

[audio] turian_honor September 7 2011, 00:00:35 UTC

... Come again?

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 7 2011, 00:04:40 UTC

A phallus, man. Like somebody went an' punched ye, 'xcept with a phallus. Rude.

[audio] turian_honor September 7 2011, 02:01:04 UTC

... Who the hell would even be able to do something like that? It's not physically possible.

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 7 2011, 02:10:55 UTC

Think about it fer a second.

[audio] turian_honor September 7 2011, 02:13:01 UTC

Why?

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 7 2011, 02:14:43 UTC

Well, why not, man?

[audio] turian_honor September 7 2011, 02:18:32 UTC

Because I'm really not in the habit of thinking about... genitalia.

[audio] idkmybffjoe September 7 2011, 02:23:39 UTC

Aye, truth be told it's nasty work. Every brother just swingin' around their dicks and beatin' people bloody.

[audio] turian_honor September 7 2011, 03:04:16 UTC

What are you, drunk?

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