I wonder if it's too much to ask to build palaces and castles out of cheese. Or build them out of stone and then cover every inch of it with pillows.
Seeing that I don't think G-g will like going from King Gil-galad, the last whose realm was fair and free or some shit to the Cheese King of Middle Earth, it's time to babyproof Lindon in preparation for the hobblf by covering every inch of the place in pillows.
Elenw