that's not very nice

[turds]

I have to get 2 shots and a tuberculin test before I go to school, probably all at once. They stab you with this 4-pronged stabber and you swell up and they're like, Oh, you're sick. I know I'm sick, you jsut stabbed me with a 4-pronged stabber. I need like 8 people to hold my hand and probably at least that many to carry me around after i pass out. Shootings, surgeries, amputations-- fine, but needles. that's gross!!

adendum:
If I jsut ask nicely they should be able to combine all three into one and/or hit me with a blunt object first and then give me the shots.