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[turco]

*paces around the living-room of his very empty, very quiet house* ;_;Okay, think Turco, think. You can solve this. So your girlfriend has been hypnotised into thinking that it's the First Age and the only sure way to cure it is to kill the dragon that put on the enchantment in the first place...problem being that said dragon is very large, very

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[caranthire]

:S

Want me to have a go talking to her? I mean, I'm a she now and it might make her stop and listen?

[turco]

I suppose it's worth a shot. My ideas usually begin and end with drunken rampage so any suggestions are welcome.

[caranthire]

C'mere you.

*bestows unto you a hug*

[turco]

If Cano hadn't been busy spazzing I might have got to her sooner. >:|

[caranthire]

Yeah, well, the dragon didn't really factor into our equation.

[turco]

You haven't heard anything about her have you? She doesn't know where the hell she is but there's no point in me trying to find her because she'll just run a mile again. Or possibly try to shoot me.

[caranthire]

*shakes her head*

No, but I'll see what I can do. And if I can't get through to her, I'll recruit Turin. Mun willing.

[turco]

I'll recruit Turin.

*twitch* *wince* *angst*

Turin. *nervous laugh*

[caranthire]

*sighs*

Turco. He's my wife husband now. He's NOT going to try anything with your woman. And if anyone understands what she's going through right now, he does.

[turco]

I'm not worried about Turin trying something with her, I'm worried about her trying something with him.

[caranthire]

And then Turin with pry her off and go "no."

[turco]

You can't blame me for being uneasy.

[caranthire]

True, but then I wouldn't volunteer my husband if I didn't trust him.

[turco]

*sighs*

Damn "Blessed" Realm. I want my money back.

[caranthire]

...

Did we pay for this? Because I dont remember that.

[turco]

WELL I WANT COMPENSATION. OR SOMETHING.

OR A FREE HOLIDAY. GAH.