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[turco]

*goes over to his now re-built, not so humble abode*

*Rolls his eyes as the builders start to haggle over price*

*Takes out his crossbow and suddenly a deal is reached to the satisfaction of both parties*

Thank you boys, lovely doing business with you. :D

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[_finduilas]

((OMETEHSEXX0RZZWANTHIMSQUEEE!! XD))

*is hungover*

*wanders home*

Hey.

*sees house, brightens just a smidge*

Done?

[turco]

((XD XD))

*beams* All done. AND I got us a discount. :D

[_finduilas]

Smooth talker, you.

...

You did TALK, yes? No "shoot first, bring families head-on-a-pike later"?

[turco]

Um, well, I didn't shoot anyone...I just had the crossbow in my hand, I never said I was going to use it. If they thought that then that was just because of their prejudice and therefore, not my problem. :D

[_finduilas]

Of course, of course. And nobody could really fault you if the thing had slipped, for instance. >:D

[turco]

If anyone asks, the safety catch was FAULTY. *Nod, wink*

[_finduilas]

'smah baby. :D

*snogs*

[turco]

I SO rock.

*snogs back heartily for a moment before pulling back.*

So. Homecoming, take two. Do I carry you over the threshold, or is that too old fashioned?

[_finduilas]

What gives you the idea we'd make it into the house? >:D

[turco]

*feral grin* Orrrr...we could do the bonking in every room tradition. The garden counts as a room, doesn't it? >:D

[_finduilas]

Well, a garden really is just like a room. Except with more plants. And dirt. And fewer walls.

And you haven't forgotten about my gym, have you? >:D

[turco]

*in a monotone* I have not forgotten. Excercise is good for you. Very good for you.

*wibbles*

[_finduilas]

*licks your neck*

Mmmm...like exercise...but...

*reluctantly extricates herself*

...should we give the place a quick once-over?

[turco]

Uh, we probably should...

*still whole-heartedly supports the 'once in every room' plan*

[_finduilas]

One can never be too careful. Union or non-union, the incompetence abounds around here. :/

*grabs your hand and pulls you inside*

*is determined to make her mun quit gibbering*

[turco]

So. Um. Do you know what we're looking for? :\

*taps the wall* *waits* Well it didn't fall over.