TODAY'S BIG BANG
So, I got into a car collision today. There I was, just driving down Gross Rd. Extension, minding my own business, when a big old Christler something or another comes barreling down the road towards me and starts to swerve into my lane. So what’d I do you ask? Well I’ll tell ya what I did, I moved the fuck over! Apparently, I didn’t move far enough over because she side swiped me and caught my bumper causing me to do a 180 right in the middle of the goddamn road. Then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, she head-on collided with the car that had been driving right behind me. Now, I know what you’re thinking…what the hell was her problem? Well, apparently she told the police that she had been thinking about what she was gonna pull out of her freezer for dinner. Let this be a lesson to you all, not to drive while thinking about what’s for dinner. Just for the record, I’m alright , just a little shaken up.