Springs And Things That Spring
The past 5 days have been wacky. Very up and down. Most of the ups have involved bathtubs. I found out on Wednesday evening that I had an interview at the Hotel Rialto (hotelrialto.ca) on Thursday morning at 9am. Short notice?! So short, in fact, that I didn't even have enough time for my facial hair to grow back enough for me to shave it. I worked all wednesday night, got home thursday morning at 7:30am, cut my hair in about 10 minutes, didn't shave, threw on a suit and ran down there for the interview. First time I've ever gone to an interview without shaving, and I even put gel in my hair because the hotel is owned by an italian person and all italians have gelled hair. The interview went okay, but I randomly lost my train of thought a few times which doesn't normally happen to me in interviews, so I think I was just dead tired from 0 sleep.
Friday I worked all day, April showed up at my work so we hungout and then biked back to my house to drink fireball because we're crazy like that. Then April ran off into a forest and I biked to adrian's where the drinking continued. The night was pretty hilarious, I was laughing most of the time. Me and adrian were talking in the bathroom when Becky ran in and interrupted us. I quickly told her to check out the tub so she ran over and I shoved her in. Kalyn quickly ran in and I told her that Becky was trying to shower so she should turn on the water... so she did. And then, I shoved kalyn in the tub too. lol. Oops.
I got home at 445am, woke up at 10am, went to work, then got back home at like 5 (after a delicious Dairy Queen & Tylenol hangover meal), took a nap, then there was giant party at my house. The party was insane. There were shitloads of people, epic music, emotional games of flippy cup, and piles of people constantly trying to find me since I'm "the new guy" living in the house. Definitely one of the best nights of the year. At the end, I was saying bye to the last person at the party, and then my roommates walks up and he's like um dude, I was brushing my teeth, washing my face, you know, just getting preped for bed, and suddenly I realized, someone is sleeping in our tub. Hahha, he was so boggled that I'm like okay I'll take care of it. So I walk in the bathroom and this big English girl is completely passed out in the tub, so I wake her up and I'm like hey you can sleep over but you gotta go to a couch. And she's like, I'm already on a couch! and I'm like um no, you're in our bathtub. You're 'blanket' is someone's towel, and your 'pillow' is a mixture of someone else's towel and Pert Plus. Please stop sleeping on my shampoo.
Eventually I haul her out of there and throw her on a couch. April showed up at like 430am looking for her keys. Then I woke up at like noon and my roommates suckered me into getting high. I only had 2 wiffs, but somehow I was higher than I've ever been in my entire life, I guess since I rarely smoke these days. I had not the slightest clue as to what was going on. I had to go to work later so I just went back to bed because I was done like dinner. Worked all night, slept a little, came to work at the video store today and suddenly, I have food poisoning! and I'm just like wtf is this shit, so I decided to check my e-mail/FB and such to take my mind off of things, and amongst all the junk mail from UVic and LargerPenises.com was an e-mail from the Hotel Rialto saying what's up bitch ass, you got the job! So now I'm in a state of being happy, but throwing up in between smiles. I'm chasing vomit with smiles.
Unfortunately, my 2000 word work term report is due tomorrow. I'm reeeeaaally not in the mood to be doing that. I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at the JBI, but there's gonna be a few weeks of working...3 jobs? That's going to suck balls.
-Lucas
Friday I worked all day, April showed up at my work so we hungout and then biked back to my house to drink fireball because we're crazy like that. Then April ran off into a forest and I biked to adrian's where the drinking continued. The night was pretty hilarious, I was laughing most of the time. Me and adrian were talking in the bathroom when Becky ran in and interrupted us. I quickly told her to check out the tub so she ran over and I shoved her in. Kalyn quickly ran in and I told her that Becky was trying to shower so she should turn on the water... so she did. And then, I shoved kalyn in the tub too. lol. Oops.
I got home at 445am, woke up at 10am, went to work, then got back home at like 5 (after a delicious Dairy Queen & Tylenol hangover meal), took a nap, then there was giant party at my house. The party was insane. There were shitloads of people, epic music, emotional games of flippy cup, and piles of people constantly trying to find me since I'm "the new guy" living in the house. Definitely one of the best nights of the year. At the end, I was saying bye to the last person at the party, and then my roommates walks up and he's like um dude, I was brushing my teeth, washing my face, you know, just getting preped for bed, and suddenly I realized, someone is sleeping in our tub. Hahha, he was so boggled that I'm like okay I'll take care of it. So I walk in the bathroom and this big English girl is completely passed out in the tub, so I wake her up and I'm like hey you can sleep over but you gotta go to a couch. And she's like, I'm already on a couch! and I'm like um no, you're in our bathtub. You're 'blanket' is someone's towel, and your 'pillow' is a mixture of someone else's towel and Pert Plus. Please stop sleeping on my shampoo.
Eventually I haul her out of there and throw her on a couch. April showed up at like 430am looking for her keys. Then I woke up at like noon and my roommates suckered me into getting high. I only had 2 wiffs, but somehow I was higher than I've ever been in my entire life, I guess since I rarely smoke these days. I had not the slightest clue as to what was going on. I had to go to work later so I just went back to bed because I was done like dinner. Worked all night, slept a little, came to work at the video store today and suddenly, I have food poisoning! and I'm just like wtf is this shit, so I decided to check my e-mail/FB and such to take my mind off of things, and amongst all the junk mail from UVic and LargerPenises.com was an e-mail from the Hotel Rialto saying what's up bitch ass, you got the job! So now I'm in a state of being happy, but throwing up in between smiles. I'm chasing vomit with smiles.
Unfortunately, my 2000 word work term report is due tomorrow. I'm reeeeaaally not in the mood to be doing that. I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at the JBI, but there's gonna be a few weeks of working...3 jobs? That's going to suck balls.
-Lucas