Comments | turboslut: To lighten the mood

turboslut

To lighten the mood

Dec 02, 2005 17:29

Reposted from rainingfordays

( Fantastically horrid metaphors )

Comments 7

Simile vhalros December 3 2005, 00:24:55 UTC

I think most of these are similes, not metaphors. Still great though :)

Re: Simile turboslut December 3 2005, 01:01:37 UTC

Duh... you're right. The source of them was from a "poor metaphor contest" and I didn't think it through further than that :P

Re: Simile rashind December 4 2005, 18:43:21 UTC

Yes, and as such they are worse as metaphors than as similies. Duh. :'P

greypaw December 3 2005, 04:08:39 UTC

XDDDD

#'s 7, 9, 19, 22 & 30 are favorites... :D

:) o_femmefatale_o December 3 2005, 16:29:17 UTC

Very cute. These are so atrocious they are actually amusing. Did these come out of actual books?

reishishi December 3 2005, 21:02:57 UTC

I've heard of some of these before, but there was one I saw that wasn't in this particular collection:

"Her back formed a Golden Arch as his face moved toward her Happy Meal"

teravell December 5 2005, 13:40:20 UTC

I'm trying to picture how a centipede with 98 missing legs would walk.