Oh men...

[turbogallop]

Guys...(not that i'm generalizing or stereotyping...except that I absolutely am)...I must say you are an odd and hilarious breed. why...seriously why do you feel the need to lie about sex in order to make yourselves superior? You see...I went ahead and made sex with this guy who i'd had my eyes on, and let me tell you...it was....great. I mean that

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[dabman]

For me, it's reverse.

Yup, I fucked Brittany Spears, and it was... great. I mean that.

[dabman]

Hahaha perfect...perfect :)
So are her boobs actually fake? or real?

[turbogallop]

that was me. wasn't supposed to be anonymous

[dabman]

I don't know! We never f**ked!

[turbogallop]

right, right, forgot about the whole lying thing... :)

[dabman]

Nope, I did her.