boredom overcame me tonight...
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Tanya
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Jesse (after my dad..blah)
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? crap. i dont know
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? "tonya?"
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? TANYA...doesnt have a good ring to it
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends if I like you or not. If you annoy me, I usually don't pay any attention to you
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? myself
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yep
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? i am not much of a joke teller
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Bastanchury! (its a street in the OC)
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "Momma said knock you out"..ok, i wasnt the first to say it, but timing was everything today.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yea!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? dude..where do i start
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? "elenor rigby"-the beatles
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? depends on the day and my mood, or whatever i just listened to in my car.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? sigh....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song would you sing? eh.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? eh.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Gone with the Wind
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? nope...uh..the Godfather part 2
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? i have never watched them!!!
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? anything with Brad Pitt <3
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? DUMB and DUMBER!!!!! (please wont someone explain it to me)
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? nothing processed, like from a can or a pump.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that i like REAL food
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? most likely
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? HELL NO!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? nope
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? sometimes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? if i say no..i would be lying so no!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? i want to pee standing up!
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? a nice smile!
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? shit........
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why they dont call!!!! haha
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? hellyea!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? i was told i look like Maris Tomei
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i dont know..you tell me!
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? not really.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? lucille ball or bob hope
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? not really
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? haha i hate when i have to call it out at work.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? kind of
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Yep
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yessss
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? only when i was in calc.
(60) What do you think of pi? interesting.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? uncomfortable at first...then i would get over it
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? haha
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yea
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? i could really give a rats ass for what is "socially acceptable"
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? haha
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? eh.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? depends
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? i dont think i would have to give one to get the other.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? uh ok
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? my earrings..dont ask
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? more clothes..ooo and shoes!
(73) How badly do you want it? so bad...
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yep
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? ha like 2 seconds...i am smart !.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? yes my mom starts playing it on thanksgiving
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? when i am done having my children
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? i dont remember
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? a witch...blah
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? arbor day?!?!
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? national tanya day!
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? depends how bad i want to remember the information
(83) How good is your long-term memory? depends how bad i want to remember the information
(84) What is your earliest memory? being at disneland
(85) What is one of your happiest memory? i cant think of any right now...i need to make a new one!
(86) What is your strangest memory? blah
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? cluelessssss
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Beaches!
(89) What book makes/made you cry? books dont make me cry
(90) What song makes/made you cry? only one song has made me cry.."a perfect sonnet"-bright eyes.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? i don tknow
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? just so i can see how others see me
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? nope
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? errrr...
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? no because i am bored and i have nothing else to do :(
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? some of them were..some were lame
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i dont care
(99) How would you have answered it? um...
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? i never do but you know who you are and you know how i feel!! <3333
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? 1-900-USA N-A-I-L-S oh baby!
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Tanya
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Jesse (after my dad..blah)
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? crap. i dont know
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? "tonya?"
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? TANYA...doesnt have a good ring to it
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends if I like you or not. If you annoy me, I usually don't pay any attention to you
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? myself
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yep
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? i am not much of a joke teller
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Bastanchury! (its a street in the OC)
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "Momma said knock you out"..ok, i wasnt the first to say it, but timing was everything today.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yea!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? dude..where do i start
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? "elenor rigby"-the beatles
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? depends on the day and my mood, or whatever i just listened to in my car.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? sigh....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song would you sing? eh.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? eh.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Gone with the Wind
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? nope...uh..the Godfather part 2
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? i have never watched them!!!
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? anything with Brad Pitt <3
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? DUMB and DUMBER!!!!! (please wont someone explain it to me)
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? nothing processed, like from a can or a pump.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that i like REAL food
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? most likely
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? HELL NO!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? nope
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? sometimes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? if i say no..i would be lying so no!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? i want to pee standing up!
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? a nice smile!
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? shit........
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why they dont call!!!! haha
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? hellyea!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? i was told i look like Maris Tomei
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i dont know..you tell me!
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? not really.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? lucille ball or bob hope
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? not really
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? haha i hate when i have to call it out at work.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? kind of
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Yep
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yessss
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? only when i was in calc.
(60) What do you think of pi? interesting.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? uncomfortable at first...then i would get over it
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? haha
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yea
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? i could really give a rats ass for what is "socially acceptable"
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? haha
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? eh.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? depends
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? i dont think i would have to give one to get the other.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? uh ok
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? my earrings..dont ask
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? more clothes..ooo and shoes!
(73) How badly do you want it? so bad...
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yep
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? ha like 2 seconds...i am smart !.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? yes my mom starts playing it on thanksgiving
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? when i am done having my children
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? i dont remember
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? a witch...blah
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? arbor day?!?!
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? national tanya day!
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? depends how bad i want to remember the information
(83) How good is your long-term memory? depends how bad i want to remember the information
(84) What is your earliest memory? being at disneland
(85) What is one of your happiest memory? i cant think of any right now...i need to make a new one!
(86) What is your strangest memory? blah
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? cluelessssss
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Beaches!
(89) What book makes/made you cry? books dont make me cry
(90) What song makes/made you cry? only one song has made me cry.."a perfect sonnet"-bright eyes.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? i don tknow
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? just so i can see how others see me
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? nope
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? errrr...
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? no because i am bored and i have nothing else to do :(
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? some of them were..some were lame
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i dont care
(99) How would you have answered it? um...
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? i never do but you know who you are and you know how i feel!! <3333
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? 1-900-USA N-A-I-L-S oh baby!