Reminders
Good luck at basic training, Blake. A few things to remember, if you happen to read this before you go...
- "Brown" has multiple meanings, many of them funny.
- It is not the custom for the man with the largest hat to be in charge.
- The real answer to the Bud Light Face question: Christopher Reeves atop a burning staircase.
- Swirl it all around.
- Fetuses are people too, which makes it fair game to have them as the butt of your jokes. Also, they can be birthed from butts, according to Tenacious D.
- Do not rub Dave Coheley's belly. Ever.
- Your hope can't be in one child. There'smoretothisworldthanthat!
- Panda Frogs sound funny.
- Tweezer's a dick.
- The funniest thing in the world would be to poop in somebody's sock and then hit them in the face with it.
- Robot Dick did not want any money. He wanted rape. His name is Robot Dick.
- There's only one true test to prove siblinghood...or pretty much anything else, for that matter.
- I got a bonaaa'.
- You can't move the world when you're six feet under.
- We hate you Alex. We love your sister.
- The semen genie will trade wishes for your deposits into his mouuuuu.
- I had the band banquet video tape the whole time.
- Dare to be stupid.
- Dogpiles probably won't be as fun in the army. I'd try to avoid starting them.
- Bean burrito > Responsibility.
- You're so jaded. Evan did it.
- You may not be the "player" you think you are, but it's nothing to commit suicide over.
- Barry Stiles is actually gay.
- Andrew shaves his pubes.
- Becca has no boobs.
- Live, love, and drum/fight hard. Viva la Revolution!
- Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya later!
That's all I've got. Stay safe, keep giggling, and get ready for some homo-kissing when you get back, brother.
Quote(s) of the entry:
"I'd suck a dick if it were wrapped in 2000 bucks."
"Spooning with your ex-girlfriend's best friend...that's what dreams are made of."
- Blake McIntire
- "Brown" has multiple meanings, many of them funny.
- It is not the custom for the man with the largest hat to be in charge.
- The real answer to the Bud Light Face question: Christopher Reeves atop a burning staircase.
- Swirl it all around.
- Fetuses are people too, which makes it fair game to have them as the butt of your jokes. Also, they can be birthed from butts, according to Tenacious D.
- Do not rub Dave Coheley's belly. Ever.
- Your hope can't be in one child. There'smoretothisworldthanthat!
- Panda Frogs sound funny.
- Tweezer's a dick.
- The funniest thing in the world would be to poop in somebody's sock and then hit them in the face with it.
- Robot Dick did not want any money. He wanted rape. His name is Robot Dick.
- There's only one true test to prove siblinghood...or pretty much anything else, for that matter.
- I got a bonaaa'.
- You can't move the world when you're six feet under.
- We hate you Alex. We love your sister.
- The semen genie will trade wishes for your deposits into his mouuuuu.
- I had the band banquet video tape the whole time.
- Dare to be stupid.
- Dogpiles probably won't be as fun in the army. I'd try to avoid starting them.
- Bean burrito > Responsibility.
- You're so jaded. Evan did it.
- You may not be the "player" you think you are, but it's nothing to commit suicide over.
- Barry Stiles is actually gay.
- Andrew shaves his pubes.
- Becca has no boobs.
- Live, love, and drum/fight hard. Viva la Revolution!
- Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya later!
That's all I've got. Stay safe, keep giggling, and get ready for some homo-kissing when you get back, brother.
Quote(s) of the entry:
"I'd suck a dick if it were wrapped in 2000 bucks."
"Spooning with your ex-girlfriend's best friend...that's what dreams are made of."
- Blake McIntire